@lowtusflowr.bsky.social
I love learning new things, and posting about random things.
In my view, Mike Johnson's real objective seems to be dragging things out as long as possible so there's time to censor/sanitize the Epstein Files of anything "problematic".
24.10.2025 03:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0same feel as "bro we're retaking site rn" on val
07.07.2025 03:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"My body is but a shell; I am the vessel," I say as I start my next set.
18.05.2025 22:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Boba is an expensive drink pls gib me free boba I'd drink it day in day out pls boba. Boba? Boba!
27.03.2025 13:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I've never liked nor watched any hockey games before, until yesterday.
22.02.2025 00:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0this will do numbers on [insert social media] ✨👺
08.02.2025 14:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why did it take that long is my question 👺
08.02.2025 14:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0issacutie!
08.02.2025 02:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Having a best friend is the difference between getting bored to death to annoying them to death
03.02.2025 00:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A white mug filled with hot chocolate, melting whipped cream at the top with chocolate sprinkles. In the background, a plate with marshmallows.
Happy National Hot Chocolate Day~
01.02.2025 00:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Believe in what you believe in!
..unless I don't agree. Now that would cause a problem.
MY GOATS!!
23.01.2025 00:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Imagine being the first and biggest innovator on online druga marketing and retailing and you get released a few years later because someone thought it would be funny
22.01.2025 21:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Since I work slightly above minimum wage, I can now say from my very safe position that we shouldn't raise it anymore!
21.01.2025 13:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey y'all! The weather machine is currently under maintenance and thus cannot be used for the next 3 weeks.
Soz
- Globalist Head Weather Engineer
Breaking! Popular AI-Detector extension Ligma has been backdoored and millions of users are now AI bots too.
2027
Boasting to my boss that I did the job using 3 additional hours while he's planning for an all nighter migration is fun.
15.01.2025 23:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Enjoy the wait times like the rest of us plebeians 👺
14.01.2025 01:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The company's Nintendo Switch has disappeared on my first day.
Coincidence? I think not!
I have to be up in three hours. Take that stranger!
13.01.2025 08:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"time is time, I guess" 😭
12.01.2025 17:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Please tell Uni I said pstpstpst
09.01.2025 22:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The important part here is only needing the majority, so 3 players to remake.
07.01.2025 16:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Einstein didn't do good in school", I say as I cry after seeing my failed grade in cope.
07.01.2025 12:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The election interference from our American billionaire neighbors and bot farms are going to go craaazy for Canada.
07.01.2025 00:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So explosive trips, explosive drones, some type of double-dash and my guess for the next and last teaser would be his ultimate; maybe his glasses that give sight through smokes? (no more spam meta?)
04.01.2025 18:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love the gym sign language where neither parties are willing to remove their earbuds until signs cant convey what you want in under 10 seconds.
02.01.2025 17:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The French? 👁️
02.01.2025 17:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's easier to fool someone who thinks he cannot be fooled.
Just like how you can't think of how you can fall for phishing emails, the next generation would probably do the same to AI scams.
This reminds me of the fucker that put a rock music in an ambient music playlist I was trying out.
I just wanted to sleep.
