Malicious_Piss

I have an ex that I'm still good friends with that I get bored of explaining to each new gf tbh

If I were Scrooge I’d wanna be visited by sexy ghosts with big boobies who say things like “actually all your life decisions were perfect and you should keep at it”

Been playing new Pokémon

Hey bud, you're a coward and I hope you eat shit!

u wouldn't know my boyfriend. he's not allowed near our school

my most lib opinion: so long as we have law enforcement officers, they should probably be able to pass an exam about what the law allows them to do without consulting notes

You're a pedophile.

sapphling: sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher sapphling: You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? sapphling: *screenshot of tag that says #crying and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didnt REALLY die and come back to life all those times* no that part was real

inventing a new mailbox that moans when some hooligans try to hit it with a baseball bat.

Israel is a modern nazi state.
You are a nazi for supporting it.
Disgusting.

You are a nazi. Your opinions are discarded at mach 15

You are hitlerian scum.

You're nazis, why would I not be here with anger,

Idgaf what you think, you're an embarrassment to the community

More braindead shanda, shocker.

Yeah, you're a shanda and a kapo.

Fuck out of my face, shanda, take your blood and soil garbage somewhere else you're an embarrassment

Y'all really just a pair of nazis

I'm Jewish and you're a dipshit

You're both nazis cheerleading for a a holocaust

Oh, look, a shanda simping for the modern nazi state.

lala 🧁 @7txita my pussy get mad wet for a guy who can speak spanish timmy @Juicetimmy2 bonjour

I've watched this 100 times and I plan on clearing my schedule so I can watch it 100 more

Podcast where we edge a guest during the entire runtime and if they cum early they don't get to plug their socials or new projects at the end of the show

Ok so those balls have to smell, like they’re shitting in those balls

ANDREW CUOMO: wakanda forever, my brothers and sisters. If they go low, we go high

MAMDANI: free public transit

CUOMO: I didn't wanna say it but this guy wants to put a mosque in your child's fuckin bedroom & teach them wahabi nasheeds

are they trying to argue in favor of the truck running over that baby?

Pokémon Legends ZA fucking rips