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eating carrots, a banana, and a navel orange for breakfast

16.02.2026 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

itโ€™s not bad but itโ€™s sure not great!

14.02.2026 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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going to see wuthering heights with my love for v-day Iโ€™ll let yโ€™all know how it is ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ

14.02.2026 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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also posting these again for #fcf

13.02.2026 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#fcf

13.02.2026 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

had a sex dream about rob rausch good morning

13.02.2026 11:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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old news ๐Ÿ˜ด

12.02.2026 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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caved and bought this and unfortunately it isโ€ฆ.. really good

12.02.2026 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my love has had the flu and the puppy has been non-stop and my days off are now OVER.. i may collapse

12.02.2026 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i bought a rain coat :D

08.02.2026 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

give me something i can CRUSHโ€ฆ something i can KILLโ€ฆโ€ฆ

07.02.2026 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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every coworker being an actual nightmare and talking about the super bowl and it seems itโ€™s everybody elseโ€™s first day on earth

07.02.2026 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

weโ€™ve got one about 10 mins away and i go all the time itโ€™s only 11 bucks and itโ€™s still SO good (in a trashy way that makes you feel like hell)

07.02.2026 06:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

watching the traitors this year is making me miss claim to fameโ€ฆ. did yโ€™all watch claim to fame

06.02.2026 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

drinking keurig coffee is a sin btw!! repent!

05.02.2026 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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we have a winner ๐Ÿฅน meet tilly!

03.02.2026 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
me standing in the bathroom mirror wearing a tan sweatshirt and light blue jeans, my hairโ€™s getting a bit longer and itโ€™s messy

me standing in the bathroom mirror wearing a tan sweatshirt and light blue jeans, my hairโ€™s getting a bit longer and itโ€™s messy

going to look at more puppies ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ

03.02.2026 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿป

03.02.2026 07:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if thatโ€™s the case then i pick the one on the left ๐Ÿซก

03.02.2026 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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03.02.2026 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this being literally the best section of any song ever recordedโ€ฆโ€ฆ iโ€™m shaking

02.02.2026 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

stupid and hideous bastard

02.02.2026 14:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

put in an application for a puppy (my love and i have been planning for this for a couple months) and if we get her i will literally fucking cry she the cutest thing iโ€™ve ever seen

02.02.2026 12:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if lola young has no haters then i have left this earth

02.02.2026 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

trying to nap but my dickโ€™s throbbing ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

01.02.2026 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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just got home work SUCKS

01.02.2026 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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anyone else turning 30 in a month?

01.02.2026 03:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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