Adam

I’m heartbroken about David Lynch. He was so formative to me and remains so as an adult and gave me so many outlets creatively to really allow me to be myself. I really don’t have words for what I feel but this hurts.

I finally got around to watching this and I’m so glad that I did because it really did surpass all my expectations.

Beyoncé always has me nervous with these things cause I kept waiting for those horses to buck those people off.

I got the Netflix on and refusing to move unless I got to.

Lazy holiday is just fine.

When the social interactions get too real.

She sending holiday terror.

Serum slurped. Lipstick smudged. Security guard to marry. She had one chance and one chance only.

I would love to see that at my bar

making jokes in my zoom calls (im the presenter) when the entire room is muted and off cam makes me feel like I should go die or something

Nothing will make you hate humanity more than walking into a crowded gym.

the hike x the hiker

i am sorry to my gen x coworkers but you have to understand i am never, under any circumstances, going to answer a teams call without a message outlining why we need to talk first

Hearing a story for the second time from a friend.

This is Tiff. She is deaf. She looks sweet but she will kill one day.

Holiday fluff Snowman.

Gay puberty is learning to take the perfect selfie.

To look that good in the rain too.

They don’t understand how quickly this audience moves on we weren’t even thinking about it anymore. Let it die jugs

They liked my potato salad.

I love watching the renovation shows when it’s two gay men because there’s always one of the guys who hates everything that the other one picks and has a budget that they can’t afford.

Arrived to a Friendsgiving, was told
“We expected you to bring green bean casserole”

Snowman.

I will intentionally make my place as cold as possible, and then complain about being cold.

I’m so incredibly jealous of people who can go to the gym and not wear a hat because clearly they don’t have the forehead sweat issue that I have at the gym.

A cruise company is offering a 4-year journey to escape Donald Trump's presidency 🚢

• Price is $256K for one person to have their own room for four years

• $160K per person for a double occupancy room for four years

• Food, beer, and wine is included

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Aging is realizing that certain comic characters you loved as a kid are actually very boring.

The season can now begin.