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Unassuming Local Guy

@bionicslingshot.bsky.social

Dad to all cats. Elder millennial. Practicing homosexual. Gaming enthusiast. Older than Donkey Kong & MTV.

6,919 Followers  |  2,442 Following  |  17,805 Posts  |  Joined: 04.07.2023  |  2.7213

Latest posts by bionicslingshot.bsky.social on Bluesky

Right?!

19.11.2025 04:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You may PET the baby but you may not HAVE the baby.

19.11.2025 03:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a black cat holding a pacifier in its mouth . ALT: a black cat holding a pacifier in its mouth .
19.11.2025 03:32 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Such a face!

19.11.2025 03:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🥹🥹🥹

19.11.2025 03:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As you ought to! 😅

19.11.2025 03:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon toad with his mouth wide open ALT: a cartoon toad with his mouth wide open
19.11.2025 03:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SO FLUFFY

19.11.2025 03:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A man wearing a blue baseball cap and a dark green sweater gently holds an orange exotic shorthair cat. The person looks at the cat with a soft, affectionate expression, while the cat stares back with a slightly grumpy but endearing face. Warm indoor lighting and colorful wall art create a cozy backdrop.

A man wearing a blue baseball cap and a dark green sweater gently holds an orange exotic shorthair cat. The person looks at the cat with a soft, affectionate expression, while the cat stares back with a slightly grumpy but endearing face. Warm indoor lighting and colorful wall art create a cozy backdrop.

I love this little squish so much.

19.11.2025 03:19 — 👍 245    🔁 1    💬 17    📌 1

GOOD. 💖💖💖

19.11.2025 01:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Man that system deserved more love.

19.11.2025 01:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hope you’re doing alright!!

19.11.2025 01:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Buying some blow (mold).

19.11.2025 01:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

IT IS. It’s one of their more recent ones from when they were still making them in the late 90s/early 2000s — but it’s based on a mold from the late 70s/early 80s, and it’s in PERFECT shape. I love him.

19.11.2025 01:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh no, pressure’s on! 🤣

18.11.2025 23:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HE IS. 🎅🏻 He’s gonna look so good on my porch in just under two weeks!

18.11.2025 23:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Same!

18.11.2025 22:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Haha I sure do!

18.11.2025 22:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lol you’re not incorrect.

18.11.2025 22:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I got the good stuff.

18.11.2025 22:41 — 👍 86    🔁 2    💬 5    📌 0

I’m sitting in a Domino’s Pizza parking lot waiting to hand over some cash to a guy in exchange for an Empire Plastics Santa Claus blow mold. It feels like I’m doing a drug deal.

18.11.2025 22:38 — 👍 139    🔁 2    💬 6    📌 1

😏

18.11.2025 05:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

True enough!!

18.11.2025 05:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like I am looking for vintage Christmas blow molds, this isn’t supposed to make me horny.

18.11.2025 04:55 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

🤣 I’d buy it!

18.11.2025 04:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hot guys selling mirrors on Facebook marketplace whose reflections are fully visible in the product photos, that’s totally on purpose, right?

18.11.2025 04:10 — 👍 66    🔁 0    💬 6    📌 0

So supportive!! 🥹😘😮‍💨

17.11.2025 22:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anytime 🤩

17.11.2025 22:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The more the merrier 😛🤩

17.11.2025 22:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🤣 Glad/sorry you think so! 😏

17.11.2025 21:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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