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Seattle-area, may be a goat, he/they (enby newbie), poly/pan demi mess. Was nowhere near the scene of the crime stop asking

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Latest posts by corndogmaestro.bsky.social on Bluesky

My HeyBike folding boi is such a beautiful workhorse
Katie, what do you ride?

20.11.2025 04:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

'07 goon here. Many of us that were average posters either moved on, came out as trans / some flavor of genderfucked, or was a furry.

Can't imagine anyone that ended up Toxx'd and bitched about it didn't end up like Stancil. We can only hope he brushes up on his Lowtax speedrun strats.

19.11.2025 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You want Newpipe, then.

14.11.2025 08:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Attempted murder, famously not a crime

13.11.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cinnamon is a pro move in chili to start with, I can't even imagine how transcendent this is

13.11.2025 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy shit this race has been such a nail-biter

12.11.2025 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's apparently a stomach bug going around, it hit me last night

06.11.2025 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The voice director for this has been doing behind-the-scenes videos about specific scenes and lines, holy shit his "k-hole" story

05.11.2025 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you see this, post an anime you love.

05.11.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Track down a pro-bono disability law firm right away, if you haven't already, and tell them this. They will not be able to take you on as a client until you formally apply and get denied, but they will point you in the right direction.

05.11.2025 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seeing this a lot from my contemporaries, and some of it comes from us actually giving a shit about our well being. I hit 39 this year, and outside of a few issues-in-progress, I feel every bit as capable as I did 15 years back.

Happy birthday, funny boob-drawing man.

04.11.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not just living your best life, living THE best life

31.10.2025 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So I almost forgot that I still had to pick this up thank you for reminding me ;.;

31.10.2025 05:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Start downloading and now because your favorite old media is about to be turned into the equivalent of this

29.10.2025 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2338    ๐Ÿ” 1148    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

Obvious to say this, but the actual function of the smear job isn't to make us ask about his aunt, it's to show us the words "hijab" and "9/11" in a headline with his photo.

28.10.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6415    ๐Ÿ” 1183    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 82    ๐Ÿ“Œ 57

So a Therian, then. Cool.

26.10.2025 04:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love my lil Launch Box, really gotta use it more often

25.10.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, clearly, you are the perfect model of someone regulating their emotions. Masterful gambit. Rapid-fire everything-phobia posts are the refuge of an emotionally-stable populace. You certainly do not need to step away from the keyboard for a moment and reflect. This is good for your career.

24.10.2025 20:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So many people are driven by a desperation for all this bullshit to be "over" that they throw their whole selves onto the first person that loudly says "Hey I can fix it", no matter who they are.

This is how we get Newsom. This is part of how we GOT Trump.

22.10.2025 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is legit what some shops do, and I think it's a great business model! I swear I have seen some places in the ID do this, but they're not coming to mind.

18.10.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Liquidation auctions, offices go under all the time. Got a $1200 chair for $150 that way.

15.10.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh wow you had the benadryl chili too?

09.10.2025 09:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Think you're describing immersion here, and I def have.

07.10.2025 09:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very few mustards actually need to be refrigerated!

02.10.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is!
IIRC, the bricks are actually painted styrofoam.

25.09.2025 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

controversialyetbrave.gif

25.09.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@teaandstrumpets.bsky.social BURFDAI BUDZ

23.09.2025 07:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My dad and sister live a half mile from one of the houses in that movie, I have walked by that high school, the world is so vast yet so small

21.09.2025 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"We're from different worlds but we found a way to love each other."

Right now this is a hot button issue, but it has always operated by pretending the differences between these two people are reconcilable by just never speaking about anything they can't compromise on. The real ones know better.

17.09.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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