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Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah...America, it says on your election results that you're fucked up. #Leguminati

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The one taking the sign out of the window

15.02.2026 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Impeach?

Just drive her into the sea already.

14.02.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s an alternate timeline where Janine Haines won the seat of Kingston in 1990 and they kicked on from there

14.02.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€ͺDoctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

14.02.2026 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4242    πŸ” 1058    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 20
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"I hung it on me wall, you're quite the artist"

14.02.2026 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I did have defenestration on my bingo card.

Although I did have Elon as the first out through the panes.

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"And I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddlin' evidence.."

12.02.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So many better EVs out there than Tesla. Went with a Kia EV6 three years back, best car I've ever owned and will never go back to ICE.

People who think EVs are garbage can pound sand.

10.02.2026 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was hoping we’d skip the death camps and go straight to the bunker part, but here we are

10.02.2026 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sickening.

The next phase of sickness is seeing how MAGA justifies this.

10.02.2026 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Send Megyn Kelly out into space

10.02.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a puppet is riding a bike next to a woman 's jeans ALT: a puppet is riding a bike next to a woman 's jeans
10.02.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The man who told reporters it’s time to move on from the Epstein files won’t shut up about the 2020 election.

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It’d be great if he could just hurry up and shuffle off

07.02.2026 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I always keep one in the fridge for that day.

I'm not even American.

06.02.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump could say the n-word on live TV and the Times’ first reaction would be β€œit was unclear if Mr. Trump was aware of the word’s complicated history”

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Translation- β€œbut I can temper my misery by making the world a worse place ”

05.02.2026 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

EU nations doing the heavy lifting.

05.02.2026 06:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The gobsmacking thing is how utterly stupid they are.

I've always known there's nothing special intellectually about the mega-rich, but the pervasive societal myth that people who can amass monetary wealth are the best and brightest should finally be put the rest.

05.02.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No redeeming features not a one.

Well perhaps Gates and his vaccine support wasn't bad, but the depravity not only zeroes it out, but puts him into the negatives.

05.02.2026 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Musk, Gates, Bezos, Murdoch and Thiel are the Bond Villains we were warned about three decades ago

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Mr Elon "I was never involved" Muk.

05.02.2026 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jmail, logged in as jeevacation@gmail.com You are logged into jeevacation@gmail.com, Jeffrey Epstein's email. Sourced from the November 2025 House Oversight Committee data release.

Someone has taken all the Epstein files and turned them into a gmail clone. It makes it somehow even more disturbing than the searchable database.

www.jmail.world

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Gary Glittler

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