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Screenshot of the Home Movies episode "Law and Boarders." Jason is saying (in character), "Yes, let's go kill children."

Every single day America is like

Data the dancing monkey from megaman legends. He's pretty cute.

He seems like he wouldn't be too hard to eat. I mean, he's already in a bowl.

YouTube video by doubleRDiner X Japan - Longing ~Setsubou no Yoru~ (The Poem)

RIP David Lynch
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At my age there are just too many ways you can sleep wrong

Imagine living in a world where the majority of the trans people you know and love aren't on suicide watch. That would be nice.

Is it still misophonia if it is only the specific sound of my dad eating?

This is relatable. Trying to look all sexy so you can sit around in some dank pit.

Can you ghost a pharmacy? Dealing with transferring my prescriptions from CVS these past few weeks has been worse than a breakup I've been going through during the same period.

Now I'm afraid to ask what that would make Baby Mario.

After reading a ton of Anne Rice I have decided I could not make it as an immortal. I'm embarrassed by so much stuff I've done in my relatively short life, and I can't fathom how much embarrassment I could accrue over a millennia. I would definitely go into the fire.

Can tears mess up your nighttime skincare routine?

My favorite part of the name change has been having to come out to random customer support staff over the phone.

Just posting about various macaronis lately for some reason

Some old advertisement for Kraft that is for some reason is a couple driving around in a Kraft branded old timey car. Like some model T type shit. Just some absolutely deranged cardboard cutout that's on my parents' basement wall for some reason.

Imagine being this lady. Cruising with that mustache in the mac & cheese mobile. What it truly must have felt to be alive.

A seal on a macaroni box and that is meant to say it has no artificial colors, flavors, or perservatives, but isn't well designed.

Colors? Flavors? NO! Artificial Preservatives.

A selfie of me looking okay I guess

All dolled up to declare myself dead to the court today

If Hilary Clinton was running again:
They say we shouldn't be "scaring the hoes," but I say we should be scaring the hoes to the polls.

My brain at 5AM when I'm trying to fall back to sleep: Cherry Poplin Daddies.

The online social interactions in Mario Wonder are usually heartwarming, but occasionally heartbreaking.

I wonder if the FGC uses singular they/them for people they don't know more often than others because it is an option select.

Really fun to get covid at one of the most stressful times of my life.

It's so weird that, with Smash Bros. and Fortnite, the default version of Solid Snake has become the Metal Gear Solid 2 look. He's just stuck with that mullet.

I found out who watches Gutfeld! and it's my uncle.

The book Computer Confidence: A Woman's Guide by Dorothy Heller and June Bower

The text "Computers are safe to touch... making sure the chips are secure." next to an image of someone touching a chip inside a computer.

So glad I found this. I've been terrified of my PC ever since the hormones.

This is so sad. He has consistently made great music since before I was born.

I feel like I am qualified enough to be an expert on a Tubi Original documentary. On any subject really.

This Television Didn't Kill Me, but It Did Make Me Trans You ever think about how a big turning point in your life was caused by something kinda fuckin' stupid? I've been thinking about this a lot recently for some reason. Maybe it is because I've recently ...

I don't often write something longer than a stray stupid thought, but I did so I guess I'll put that sort of stuff on cohost.

It's really tough to decide between loosening my belt by one loop or suffering forever.

First time back to this freshly remodeled Goodwill. This really sets your expectations at the appropriate level.

First the Famicom Detective Club remakes and now the Another Code remakes. I don't know if Nintendo could pander any harder to me specifically.