Tom Reimann

Every time I watch a streaming service more and more of it has been taken over by useless AI features like the Legacy Virus

"Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass."

Yes that’s true.

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Emmett Till memorial shot up with bullets

People with guns proudly posing in front of the Emmett Till memorial shot up with bullets

A bulletproof Emmett Till memorial. Riddled with bullet dents.

All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.

Near the end of the movie, Mater stares at Lightning for several seconds before recognizing him. It’s played for laughs but it is likely Mater had a stroke.

Serpentine! They won’t shoot civilians!

more movies should end with an overcomplicated heist gently going completely wrong

your mileage may vary on Wes Anderson but the heist at the end of Bottle Rocket is still one of the funniest sequences I’ve ever seen

The world just lost another Hulkamaniac

And yet poll after poll suggests Eternia is not impressed!

Re: Bari Weiss and every congressperson - there are roles in society that are considered prestigious because of the good deeds and risk the role implies. These roles are occupied by people who demand the prestige but insulate themselves from risk and good deeds with stacks of singed, bloody cash.

the phrase “the House went on summer break” should incite bloody revolution

Joe Goodensnake would’ve wanted it that way

To date we’ve only done one “We Just Read” but I’m always open for more! Don’t know if we’ll work this in otherwise, we didn’t do any of the X-Files comics (but we always could!)

neither do lions or birds!

kano is a figure from australian folklore right?

scar and zazu are the only animals in the pridelands with a british accent, did they go to the same high school

50% of the time, it works every time

Mack tells Lightning “You’re a sight for sore headlights!” But we specifically know that windshields are eyes and headlights are tits in this universe. “You’re a sight for sore tits!”

This entire trend is like posing with your favorite Tonka truck and I will never see it any other way

The current investor capital model demands that every business increase its profits year over year, which is impossible. It’s the Reaganomics of business - we know it doesn’t work, but rich people want it to. The only way to run a publication that lasts - or any business, really - is like this.

It’s a bit like saying “I think all this country’s problems can be boiled down to the fact that rich people think they’re above the law!” Thanks Colombo, we know.

Nothing against the OP, but this is the definition of white supremacy. It’s not just another term for “racism”. People have identified America as a white supremacist society since its inception.

this is the correct way to listen

Every time I open a pack of Star Wars©️™️ trading cards I chant “Where’s Zuckus?” over and over for good luck. I also do this with scratchers.

I have always respected Goof Troop’s decision to kill Goofy’s wife.

Mater himself is wearing at least one salvaged door. He’s a Victorian physician.

Mater runs a salvage yard in a world of anthropomorphic vehicles. Just reconciling the two halves of that sentence is tough.

We see he has a pile of old mufflers, which would be the equivalent of dried human anuses.