Ali Cornetti

Found this lil dude in my bathroom. “Listen, I know I’m big and scary, but there are three predators in this house and I promise I’m not one of them. I’m trying to help, don’t run!”

That cosplay phenomenon where you keep going back to the hardware store for bits and bobs, and split your visits between two locations so you don’t look QUITE so crazy (having very recognizable purple hair can be awkward sometimes) 🫣

Graphite powder rubbed to a sheen looks cooler than it has any right to, for something so simple.

How have you not crumbled to dust yet, old man? 😉💀

At least we moved up in the world on toast! It’s now a double-sided toast-shaped card, with QR codes leading to our website and a list of when to use each prop. No more endless baking sheets of bread in the oven, nor soggy nasty crumbs on the theater floor to clean up.

When you’re the storage place for all the Rocky Horror prop pack supplies…😂

Omg adorable!

TFW you dye some silks and almost perfectly match it to the colors of the bi flag *chef kiss*

Fanfic writers, I’m gonna need y’all to remember that planets are round. When making an interplanetary call, it is not “the middle of the night on [planet]” because it’s A WHOLE DAMN PLANET, only half of it is experiencing night. Bugs the hell out of me and it’s so common 😩

Ugh, the worst thing about working on a project where I’m dyeing leather is that I have to impatiently wait for shit to dry before I can move on to next steps.

Tango was big mad that my lap was in use by Mamacat, so he jumped up there anyway despite the lack of space. Goober!

Am I cool yet? I feel very cool.

Working from home is excellent when you’ve got all sorts of costume supplies shipping in, no worry about porch pirates. The problem is where to put it while waiting to get to that part of the project! My craft room is piled with leather, cardboard and plastic sheets 😂

You absolutely need a little treat celebrating the victory of your little treat.

Know what’s good and makes you happy in your heart? When you see your cat walking past so you say their name, and they turn to come say hi and put their tail straight up in the air. 10/10 excellent cat behavior ❤️

I got a takoyaki pan :3

When the right-hand kitty purposefully curls up next to his Arch Nemesis (or, well, the youngster who always tries to play with his grumpy middle-aged ass), my heart just melts.

Sending love ❤️❤️

I used to have one Cane’s about 10 minutes north of me, and one 10 minutes south. Then they built one right in between, on the nearest major intersection by my house - DANGER! 😂

When your mom brings you a popsicle at 3:30am because you’re miserable post-chemo, that’s true love ❤️ (clarification, I had the popsicles, I just couldn’t go all the way across my own house to get one…now she’s making me chicken broth 🥰)

Once I went to the movies and saw my car’s twin (electric blue RAV4), with an empty space near it. This was a pretty close spot in a quite full parking lot but I decided not to confuse the crap out of some stranger 😝

Sending love ❤️ I started my chemo and radiation today, it’s not the most fun thing I’ve ever done but I’d rather feel icky in a healing way than a cancer way.

I am not into some of the toppings on a classic Chicago-style dog, but I looked up an Italian beef and I definitely want one of those now

My most excellent kitchen decor (cameos from Koko’s memorial and a bunch of pothos cuttings I keep multiplying)

The biscuit shop is open, now taking orders!

I understand that ChatGPT is down and fortunately this is not a problem for me as I have spent considerable time developing a local language model that I am able to run autonomously, fueled by Coke Zero and snacks

I've heard many times that Trump is a poor man's idea of what a rich man is. I'd like to add that the "broligarchy" billionaires are a stupid man's idea of what a smart person is. It really makes their camaraderie make sense, doesn't it?

Gentle reminder that you can log off today and exercise, volunteer, play video games, run errands, crochet, bake banana bread, see a friend, binge any TV show, play with your baseball cards, tidy your junk drawer(s), bury yourself in work, whatever you need to do to protect your peace. ❤️

My cats are FASCINATED by the pieces of leather I have all over the craft room. Do they think it still smells like an animal after all the processing?

That was the best/worst house. Did I ever disclose to you that I accidentally chased a roach from my room into yours? I felt a little bad about it 😅