Tim Ross

Please listen to Milks of the World

I keep forgetting about this website until I make a new standupshot and I’m like “shit I do most of my posting on Facebook because I’m old. I dunno what social media to tag”

Do people still go on this website

Episode 29! Birthday cake milk. You may ask “why did you do this the week after the episode where it was Tim’s birthday?”

And the answer is that I was in a dollar general after my birthday and I saw this. (This is Tim obviously Tim does our social media (that’s why our social media sucks))

Episode 28 is out! Buttermilk! It’s thicc af and we try it with and without black pepper. We’re talking depression, we’re talking more depression, we’re talking birthdays. Sorry it’s so fucking long. We’ll stop doing that.

I haven’t. My nephews are big Minecraft fans and they loooved it tho. Seems like they did a good job I’m just not particularly interested as I’ve never been that into the game.

One of these days I’ll update that movie thread really

Episode 26 is out now. It’s our longest episode yet and we are profoundly sorry about that. We won’t do it again. Tim admits he is wrong for the first time in 39 years. We drink Berry Milk and it’s ok.

Please listen Milks of the World - A Podcast That Exists.

We work really hard on it and it sucks shit.

Episode 24 - Milkis Carbonated Milk Beverage. Is Milks of the World a case study in mental illness? No it’s a milk podcast.

Episode 22 is out and it’s a very special episode! It’s our very first (maybe last?) listener provided land milk. (New category). Guinea Pig Milk Replacer! Shout out to listener Chloe for sending us this lovely gift.

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Bret Hart is somewhere right now saying “I also know a big beautiful Bill who fuckin sucks”

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Go to people and places and select Milks of the World for Best Podcast. It would be very funny of you to do this. You can vote once a day.

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Hello. Please nominate me and Alex’s podcast Milks of the World in the PGH Best of category for Best Podcast.

Do we think we’re the best? No.*

Do we think it would be really fucking funny if “Milks of the World” got nominated? Yes

Please nom us.

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Episode 21 is out! Goat Milk Colostrum Powder. Come sit beside the fire and listen as we review our milk and read our readings and tune into the Dick Milk Radio Hour and bring you the finest milktent (milk content) on the World Wide Web.

give us this day our crazy bread

I don’t know why I still post on that website but here

Warfare - 4
Fury Road* - 5
Donnie Darko* - 4
T2* - 4.5

Woman In The Yard - 3
Spaceballs* - 3.5
Karate Kid Legends - 3.5
Terminator* - 4

Hamlet 2
Mysteries of Lisbon - 4.5
Jackass Forever
MI: Final Reckoning - 3.5

Eephus - 4.5
Licorice Pizza - 4.5
Zazie dans le Metro
Synecdoche, New York* - 5

Hell yeah

Excuse me?

Please enjoy this photo of a bird (American Goldfinch)

I’ll check it out!

“Yeah this episode is pretty mid”
- Meegan, typist and contributor to The Book of Milkin.

We have QUADRANTS NOW. Join Alex and I for the premier of the Dick Milk Radio Hour and three brand new quadrants. Milk Tok Trends, Alls Fair in Milk and Love, and This Day in Milkstory.

Recording THREE episodes of Milks of the World today. Marathon sesh. One down.

Me and Donald Trump are on the same page on one thing: We both hate that stupid TACO nickname and don’t want something as lovely as tacos to be associated with his dumb ass. (He may disagree with me on the language used to convey this point)