No affection of any kind TRULY worth having is ever a negotiation.

Brilliant!

That's true, but some of us are more alike than others. 😉

I'm disappointed they aren't calling these forces midi-chlorians.

Melania's alright. You just have to oil the gears and change the batteries regularly. Oh, and don't leave her out in the rain.

Idk ... maybe ...
He takes them to the top and shows them all the kingdoms of the world and tells them "all this can be yours if you just bow down and worship me"?
.... And actually, come to think about it, this isn't ENTIRELY different than what the preachers do.

Gee, wouldn't it be great if they put this kind of effort into nabbing child molesters?

I believe we are getting dangerously close to transitioning from blue vs red to blue vs grey again.

😉
Those lips. Always enchanting when connected to a soul.

Folks are making too much of this. I'm sure that was Corey's "head" blanket and therefore held a very special place in her, ... her, ... you know, where you'd normally find a heart.

Okay, but 70 of those 73 had to be on loan.

Misled eh? Ummmaaa Stop with the big words, he LIED. It's really not that hard to say once you get used to it.

LOL
I find these hilarious. And the best part is i don't even know why.

YouTube video by Paul Thorn - Topic All About People

She puts her wig in her bag and closes the lid
She's paying for college and raising a kid
It's not in her heart but it's sure in her head
She hangs up her g-string and goes to bed
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUS7...

It's twelve o'clock, she's had a long night
Twirlin' round' a pole by a neon light
Some were kind and some were crass
And some just wanted to kiss her...
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Ilhan is my GIRL!!!!

I was really waiting for her to end with "God, I thank you that I am not like other people—robbers, evildoers, adulterers—or even like this tax collector. 12 I fast twice a week and give a tenth of all I get.’"

Hmmmm.... If one did a map of the 13 states with the highest concentration of Evangelicals i wonder how closely it would match this one?

Mikey has been in a nightmare position since the day he was baptized.

We do this with cows and chicken and other live stock all the time and few complain.

When MAGA uses terms like "vermin" they are NOT being metaphorical. This is their mind set.

And this is why our problems go so very far beyond Trump alone.

MAGA does this all the time with South Park's Eric Cartman. Don't believe me? Just ask Pam Bondi.

The Olympics are disqualified from my world.

Idk about that 'again' part, but it would be a lovely first step in making America a whole lot less shitty again.

Sundial. When that power goes out there's no fixing anything.

LOL
You really CAN'T touch this.

Top legal eagle for Goldman Sachs eh? Another member of the Epstein Class i guess.
Now that this is out of the way we can get back to deporting immigrants, jailing Trannies, properly dressing Draggies, and potty training Furries and all the other worst of the worst. Cause that what God wants ight?

I'll believe it months after i see it.

Well, we fought the good fight. And so maybe we lost. But we held on to precedents, we help on to decorum, and we still have our dignity.
True. Working for peanuts, dining at the soup kitchen, comforting our loved ones passing for lack of health care. So damn dignified i can hardly stand it.

Of course. Bet he's authorized top shoot puppies too.