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@ultimatewifeguy.bsky.social

gay woman without a cause

20 Followers  |  26 Following  |  81 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  1.7369

Latest posts by ultimatewifeguy.bsky.social on Bluesky

that bald cap was on the payroll, honey

21.07.2025 02:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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another day, another season of rhoc...

11.07.2025 16:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

omg labubu unionized worker!

07.07.2025 02:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"up next on the stage...james!" type shit smh

29.06.2025 02:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

do not take me an open mic. i can not hold back the spiritual need to be a hater.

29.06.2025 01:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

whos gonna be the first one to bring back freedom fries?

20.06.2025 21:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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chasing two sudaphed with a dr pepper unlocked something ancient in me

20.06.2025 18:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i wonder how that guy i knew from tumblr who thought i was involved in some targeted individual plot against him is doing.

20.06.2025 15:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh thank god!!

20.06.2025 01:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

he cant be postin pics like this when im trying to grow out my hair like...

20.06.2025 01:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

convinced the verizon store rep to watch shin kamen rider. i love helping folks better their lives.

20.06.2025 01:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lunch today was 8 bunny shaped marshmallows and a green red bull. i feel like im in a hieronymus bosch painting.

22.02.2025 20:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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its 2025, yall.

25.01.2025 23:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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SATURDAY SCENE

25.01.2025 11:48 — 👍 754    🔁 50    💬 12    📌 7

i love this for her. blessed are the wives of wrestling fans.

25.01.2025 18:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

when i die play my immaterial girls x evangelion amv i made in like 2018 so everyone has to see how hard i cooked

25.01.2025 18:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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the cats and i listening to onew's mini album in the kitchen while i make coffee

25.01.2025 18:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i am begging for unserious people to follow on here please oh my god.

20.01.2025 03:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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wait let him cook

20.01.2025 03:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wait so youre telling me a teenaged mutant ninja'd this turtle???

20.01.2025 03:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

he is so me coded

20.01.2025 03:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i beat alan wake 2. there is a hole in my heart that red dead redemption 2 had left and i thought had healed but i feel it now, more than ever.

28.12.2024 18:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

same feeling as having enough money to order from the schwans catalogue

28.12.2024 18:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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this is what my wife hears when i put on onews or keys solo albums

28.12.2024 18:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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his solo stuff is so unique and fun!!! ahhh!! im so happy to see him thrive after his comeback

12.12.2024 23:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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tattoo this directly on my forehead

12.12.2024 23:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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onew in his happy silly goofy joyous carefree era 🦋🌻🌈🫧💫

12.12.2024 23:28 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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lemme get this straight im supposed to be afraid of this guy?

12.12.2024 18:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

looking like the stumbled out of having a lord of the flies situation in a hobby lobby smh

08.12.2024 17:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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