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SHOCKING FEDERAL COURT MOMENT: DOJ attorney Julie Le, "The system sucks, this job sucks" to Judge Jerry Blackwell who pressed her on why so many court orders are being ignored by ICE/Trump admin. She asked to be held in contempt just so she could get 24 hours of sleep. @FOX9

This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.

Screenshot from "Tortoise Wins by a Hare," a 1943 Bugs Bunny cartoon. It's a newspaper front page, banner headline: HARE RACES TORTOISE TODAY Further down the page, near the fold, is a much smaller headline: ADOLPH HITLER COMMITS SUICIDE

One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.

My God, can you imagine dealing with the engorgement and possible mastitis that this mother must have been suffering through in a horrible detention center? While also being away from her kids. That's the kind of thing that breaks a person

Pack up your troubles in your old butthole and smile, smile, smile

All quiet up the western rear

Frenchman hospitalized after inserting WWI munition up his rear The shell, unexploded at the time of removal, resulted in the evacuation of the hospital, with an EOD squad called to clear the area.

🎵 If you want to find the anti-tank shell,
I know where it is,
I know where it is,
I know where it is. 🎵

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rat coin purse

a glorious rat coin purse

twitter comments that range from "oh! so contradictory - laugh & cringe" to "so curious to know who would want this - any ideas?"

twitter must be dead dead cause someone posted a rat coin purse that would have 2019 twitter losing its collective mind and most of the top comments are bots saying random words or people not nearly amped enough about the rat coin purse

Some guy claiming it’s easy to run a sub 4 minute mile (it is not)

it’s really not that hard

Thank you!

Crazed Rollo gives a press conference, Trump and Hegseth stand behind him. This actually happened go to fact check dot dog to see more

Rollo NO!!!

that was just because they were complaining about him when he crashed the stock market

Blue eyed tricolor Australian shepherd looking extremely surprised and concerned while looking at the camera

Asked him where his toy is

Google search: how to play caravan new vegas Top result: a reddit post on r/fallout titled "How the fuck do I play Caravan in Fallout New Vegas"

The answer to this is apparently "no one knows"

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

I didn't expect "guy who just thinks the solution is child sex trafficking needs much stronger regulation"

It's from a place that has since closed down, I checked the location where I took the pic and it's just an apartment building now. I think I'm gonna give it a shot with a good premade croissant, I'm desperate lol

Now this I can do...

I don't like that at all

This is becoming an emergency... how hard would it be to make something like this if you've never made a croissant but are otherwise an okay baker? And also if you can really only do stuff for a few minutes before getting very tired

very important to have these bloated alcoholic drunk driving pigs in town to disappear people with real jobs

Fear of ICE is keeping pregnant immigrants in Minnesota from critical care Health care providers in Minnesota said pregnant patients are having more complications linked to stress. But fear of immigration agents is keeping them from prenatal care.

Citing fear of ICE, pregnant immigrants in Minnesota are

-skipping prenatal care
-requesting home births, even when not medically advised
-going w/o adequate food

Many are experiencing complications providers say can be stress-onset: diabetes, high blood pressure, and even water breaking early

Kate Bush:

mr president thakn you sir for the last 24 hours of trying to end air travel in this country, attempting to raid the treasury of billions of dollars to line your own pockets and smearing the man your secret police summarily executed in the streets in broad day light

I'm seriously about to send Shane to Canada, I haven't been able to find a bakery here that has anything close to these!!

Pistachio-filled croissant on a white plate

Another long day of being 1 million weeks pregnant wondering where I can find a pistachio-filled croissant like this one I had in Toronto in 2018

I think you should watch the show and decide

Walked in on @cari.bsky.social watching the "Tratiors" show. Stayed for about a minute. Discovered that the dichotomy is Traitors vs. "Faithful"? Surely the "good" side should be the "Loyalists", no? That's the proper inverse. This is driving me nuts