your swan has come so far!
07.12.2025 18:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@pdarragh.bsky.social
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your swan has come so far!
07.12.2025 18:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0chicken tikka masala, too!
22.11.2025 02:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Launching my Programming Language Pragmatics talks! These short, accessible talks cover the material in the textbook, the 5th edition of which I wrote with Michael L. Scott. The first one introduces the topic and talks about why we study programming languages!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwL0...
I suspect the answer is that you are vastly underestimating your capabilities and at least somewhat overestimating those of others.
the rapid shot-in-the-dark suggestions are "helpful" if (a) you don't know what exactly you're shooting at and/or (b) you aren't very quick at shooting by yourself.
If you're interested in editors and developer tools, consider applying to Jane Street! It might be an especially good fit if you're an excited vim or vscode user who would love working on making those experiences better for a den of functional programmers.
07.05.2025 14:05 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 1 π 1congratulations, Satnam! cheers, and here's to many more! β€οΈ
07.05.2025 04:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A list of bad-news headlines wrapped up with an Atlantic article headlined βWhy are young people everywhere so unhappy?β
I donβt know man, what could it possibly be?
05.05.2025 13:01 β π 21903 π 5259 π¬ 270 π 170as someone from Utah, I can tell you BYU-H has a very different reputation from the other two. I'm surprised the data show the skew as being *that* far, but I'm not surprised it's significantly different from the other two.
09.04.2025 14:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
Xiaofeng Wang, a longtime computer science professor at Indiana University, has disappeared along with his wife, and their profiles on the school's website were wiped ahead of recent FBI raids.
31.03.2025 19:47 β π 2324 π 1456 π¬ 131 π 155All this is true, but the new code *won't* be a perfect replacement. It'll just be broken and buggy relative to the current system, miss a bunch of edge (or common) cases, and they'll just yell at anyone who says "doesn't work for me"βespecially the poor, indigent, un-shiny mass of real humans.
30.03.2025 23:57 β π 31 π 2 π¬ 7 π 1We will not be distracted.
We will not be discouraged.
Weβve got our eyes on the prize.
And we will build the prosperous, free nation for all that we deserve.
The time to organize is now.
OcasioCortez.com
AOC and Bernie in front of the rally crowd in Denver
Zoomed out crowd shot of 34,000 people in downtown Denver with Colorado mountains in the background
Tonight an unbelievable **34,000 people** gathered for our Denver rally to take on billionaires and win our country back.
This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008.
Also bigger than the 2024 DNC.
And the largest ever rally in Bernieβs career (and obviously, mine too).
if I recall correctly, he recently pitched an actual Squid Games-esque competition show to pit poor people against each other for the chance to win money, so more or less he's the distillation of exploitative capitalist influencer culture
21.03.2025 19:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0his main thing these days is exploiting people less fortunate than himself to generate "content", like he'll set up a chocolate box at a store and the first person who picks one up wins $1k or whatever, but he'll end up making more from the ad revenue and related merchandizing
21.03.2025 19:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0he's such a plague on society. hate that guy.
21.03.2025 14:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I was going for an x-ray of the Racket logo. maybe revealing the stylised lambda had bones. The steal your head logo with the lambda inside a skull was the closet option. Fun fact - this logo is inspired by a grateful dead graphic that has a lightening bolt inside the skull
Inside Racket Seminar
The Inside Racket seminar seeks to expose the internal design and implementation of Racket features. It features Racketeers give a low-level walkthrough of the code that implements an important Racket feature. 1/3
yeah that's generally been my experience, or else things like this are sometimes linked in the text of a paragraph midway through yet another email including important things like "new AI art initiative" and "why grad students should be grateful" or whatever other nonsense they highlight
19.03.2025 20:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0well... are you subscribed to the school's newsletters, and do you read them? I find a lot of people β especially grad students β skip a lot of the notices that are put out through those means. (myself included, more often than not.)
19.03.2025 20:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0thanks, I hate it
19.03.2025 18:16 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0huh, I didn't realize gifs were that old
18.03.2025 12:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0fortunately my second attempt featured the question "true or false: marijuana impairs your ability to drive?", so things went a bit better
18.03.2025 12:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0when I took the written exam for my license the first time I got all the questions asking how many feet I could park from:
- a fire hydrant
- a stop sign
- a railroad crossing
- the corner of an intersection
these are all different answers and nobody told me it was open-note, so I failed π
Panchanathan is a Fellow of the ACM and seems pretty clearly to be violating the ACM's Code of Ethics and Professional Conduct. It would be great for the organization to stand up and take remedial action.
12.03.2025 21:10 β π 8 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0I will never forgive my body for suddenly deciding to reject hazelnut starting in my 20s
08.03.2025 03:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0better late than never!
07.03.2025 17:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I like the phrasing of "whatever we gain from Greenland" β it's a foregone conclusion that we will annex a whole other country against their will, even though we clearly have absolutely no idea what value that would bring to us.
04.03.2025 21:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0NEW: A searing editorial in the The Kyiv Independent.
βItβs time to say it plainly. Americaβs leadership has switched sides in the war. The American people have not, and they should speak up.
βA president just disrespected America in the Oval Office. It wasnβt Zelensky.β
@kyivindependent.com
american masculinity is so amazing. caring about clothes as a man apparently makes you "gay" but our position on geopolitics totally depends on whether you wear a suit
01.03.2025 08:03 β π 50417 π 7525 π¬ 808 π 224I also am not aware of any official university statements on the conflict that take any political stance; do you have any in mind? everything I've seen is of the nature of "we want a safe school environment, Antisemitism and Islamophobia are both bad, free speech is important but don't get rowdy".
23.02.2025 00:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0