Silicon Valley guy who feels intellectually maxed out by the cubicle version of Lost is such a funny concept. “this speculative fiction is dealing me sustained HP damage!!”

in the article of former North Carolina Congressman Patrick McHenry:

this is a dril tweet

Military Recruiter Enlists Ragtag Bunch Of Teen Misfits To Die In Overseas Conflict -The Onion

Military Recruiter Enlists Ragtag Bunch Of Teen Misfits To Die In Overseas Conflict
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So funny to sign a $765m contract in a room that looks like the kids play area at a pizza restaurant

The image features a cropped screenshot of an article headline, authored by Alice Thomson, titled "Don’t replace the culture war with class war." Below the headline, a crying man meme is superimposed with text saying: "Bro please don’t worry about why you pay more in taxes than billionaires. Worry about the War on Christmas & The Trans Agenda. Please bro. Stay distracted bro."

Every conservative columnist right now.

You're welcome, earth

[Halfway through chapter 1] “Jill I’ve made a huge mistake.”

juicyj @therealjuicyj Follow • • • WHT IF U WHERE AT THE DINNER TABLE ON THANKSGIVIN AND GEORGE BUSH.........JUMPED OUTTA YO TURKEY...WHT WOULD U DO? HAHA

Today is the day we must ponder this terrifying possibility

What is up new followers? Repost this if you love Limp Bizkit or hate American Imperialism

i cant wait to become the richest man in indiana & build a fully stocked spider man themed bar in my basement that everyone refuses to visit

Me in my echo chamber

Polio next year

Rfk burner account identified

The daughters of Malcolm X sue the CIA, FBI and NYPD over the civil rights leader's assassination Three daughters of Malcolm X are accusing multiple law enforcement agencies in a $100 million lawsuit of playing roles in the 1965 assassination of the civil rights leader.

Three daughters of Malcolm X are suing the CIA, FBI, the NYPD and others, accusing them of playing roles in the 1965 assassination of the civil rights leader

RFK JR day 1 in HHS after the worms take back over:

there's something profoundly haunting about a left-behind five sevenths of a donut

Born too late to own property. Born too soon to be a teen TikTok start. Born just in time to get in on the ground floor of six social media platforms

grim update on bitcoin power consumption

Good morning

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

CBS Graphic: HOUSING PROPOSALS TRUMP / VANCE CHANGING REGULATIONS & MAKING FEDERAL LAND AVAILABLE MASS DEPORTATION TO EASE DEMAND LIVE HARRIS/ WALZ $25,000 DOWN PAYMENT ASSISTANCE TAX INCENTIVES FOR BUILDERS

This is one that I genuinely think will be printed in history books one day to show how insane American media culture became.

CBS News presenting ethnic cleansing as a housing policy to be compared with home construction tax incentives.