Cara ( v v i t c h ) ♈️ 🪓

anytime I see Nathan Barley stuff I am legally obligated to share it given my name

a woodland path illuminated at night

A toad 🐸

the same toad, a very pretty toad 🐸

nighttime walks and a lil toad pal

Move 749/300 KCAL Exercise 133/30 MIN Stand 12/8 HRS Step Count Today 13,181 Step Distance Today 5.56Ml ٥١٠١ ١٠١٠١٠٠١٠١٥ 00 06 ١٥١٥١ | 12 18 l٠١ ١٠١٠١ه 00 ٥١٠١٥ 06 12 18

busy little hobbit legs today all of this walking a chaos demon uphill for at least 50% of the time and downhill the other 50%

fellow hayfever people, are anyone else’s eyes streaming like nothing on earth at the moment because it’s doing my head in as soon as I go outside

Marge Simpson saying seems I’m full of rage

wednesday pm

lovely to see that society is being very progressive with its views on disability says nobody ever

Watching the big accounts that have attacked John Davidson and by extension people with Tourette's and coprolalia and in some cases disabled people as a whole, and seeing if they're going into reverse with the news reveals today

Spoiler alert, they're fucking not lol

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Sorry to reskeet Ow*n J*n*s but yeah if you’re around Manchester and not socially anxious as hell please go help

I had a big tub of tasty treats that he loves but nothing tastes as good as sheep poo apparently

Unable to clean my glasses effectively because I can't tell if they're clean without my glasses on: a memoir

rice noodles with tofu, avocado and potato chips (homemade) with chilli and sesame oil

brilliant being a grown up because now I have noodles

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all I ever want to eat is noodles

the fuck around and find out

Gilly and Billy

I know it’s adorable

Today WALKING RUNNING 27 82 117 44 MINS POTTERING T 9 12 15 341 KILOCALORIES 61,048 STEPS Top dog! PLAYING 11 HOURS RESTING 18 21 3.9 MILES 24

I mean he is such an intense dog he just runs everywhere all the time

Murdo and myself sat in the grass after I collapsed in tears about my lost dog and how I was going to tell my family

the big fucking hill I ran up

…until he ran up a hill at light speed, took one look back at me and vanished into the undergrowth. there I am screaming at the dog to stop (he doesn’t) and running up a very steep hill after him only to collapse in tears about my lost dog and then he ran up behind me looking as relieved as I was

Murdo licking his nose next to snow snowdrops

Murdo next to a river off his lead

Murdo off his lead by the river

he was mostly well behaved on his walk and even got off his lead for a bit until… (pt 2 in next post)

BREAK ITS LEGS

the eternal joy of the hypermobile human

hello it’s me doing point for no reason at all

getting side eyed by my haunted doll

myself with a silly face mask on

not dressing for the male gaze

yet again wishing Streeting a very happy FUCKING DIE SOON

Khoi Dao @khoidaooo do you ever look up at the stars and wonder if there's enough microplastics in your kidneys and liver to make a full takeout utensils set

wednesday

Murdo snuggled up in his bed

and a squishy little Murdo face to end the day