Cara is the (festive era) darkness that binds them 🇵🇸

it's time for some Sensible Hysteria

not now ‘rapidly developing’ plans for war

I think I had to get on a train to Edinburgh straight after my shift too that was a horrible day

I did manage to set some spaghetti on fire at home once which was interesting

retail workers are living deities at this time of year

still haven’t got anywhere close to that, I had to calmly put out a fire that someone else started but I was a surprisingly on it chef for someone who is riddled with adhd and very clumsy

the takings are basically what sustain you until summer and it is the closest I’ve ever been to setting my workplace on fire in rage

*remembers Christmas brunch on the 23rd and 24th and has a nervous breakdown*

be a good human and do this

pre order too?

please think of your friends in hospitality at this frankly brutal time of year it is hell

special mention for Jim from 28 days later for coming in at a very close second

sorry my alt text is wrong she is looking from her right to the left of the camera shot

what actor’s facial expression will stay with you for the rest of your life

a photograph of half of my face, you can also see my arm and my amber ring. I’m wearing an Apple Watch and you can see the peace lily over my shoulder with another plant on top of the chest of drawers. I am a white woman with long dark brown hair wearing sunglasses and my bedspread is black with colourful flowers on it

another day, another migraine but my peace lily looks lovely

i see the woke killjoy scolds are trying to stop me laughing at this

I don’t want to sit and have a nice chat with him or anything

also about all this, a person can be a total cunt but be very correct about something which this is a case of

i really hope im wrong about this but i strongly suspect in a decades time we're going to be dealing with a scandal about the state coercing ppl in to suicide.

i just feel it in my bones.

Sleep Goal Update 1h ago Hitting your sleep goal 10 times in the past fortnight is pretty impressive, Cara. Good job.

posting this as a reminder to myself to get an appointment with my doctors about concerns over low folic acid again after covid because the only other time in my life I’ve done this was when I had dangerously low levels and was seriously unwell loool

‹ Your algorithm ... Lately you've been into social justice causes, dark humor and epic fantasy worlds. What you want to see more of Based on your activity, summarised by Al > Human rights Satire Tolkien Nature Emo music Conservation Gaza war Mindfulness Dark humor Witchcraft Add + didn't realise this was an Al thing until after I did it but I've done it now kinda worried that my whole personality has been summed up like this though

did my only algorithm thing and then realised it was evil AI after I’d done it so I apologise to everyone and the planet and anyone else who’s about to add me to a list for making a mistake but also my whole personality has been summed up by a bot pretty damn accurately

that’s not very self care

just as I posted this he farted and it was so fucking bad

lying in bed with the dog sleeping on my tummy is the highest order of self care

who’s willing to bet that the funding for the vaccine prediction modules were cut too

Andrew Ta... @Cobratate Follow Any woman I date does not have a job. Why would I be working so hard to have hundreds of millions for my woman to waste her life enslaved for pennies? No. I will give you a life you could never ever afford, ever. Drisntr into ..

if I’ve ever had MORE of a reason to sacrifice my well being and get the worst job I can find without hesitation and how is his face so flat

I’ve remembered she wasn’t actually racist she was going on about the two child benefit cap and how she sees all these people with their nails done and iPhones and not looking poor enough for her like (she has a vibe and clearly I ran with that)

bingo bingo bingo

two miserable looking people in paisley

I will never vote Scottish Labour btw but Anas is speaking from the heart here without any spin at all