Tatiana Blackington James

Pro tip: spilling water all over your desk is a great way to incentivize you to finally clean it up.

@HeathrowAirport has taken a few more years off my life. The place is designed for maximum stress.

DC crime wave continues unabated.

So what? It doesn’t merit summary execution.

wild how quickly we got from "people you're friends with on the computer aren't like REAL friends" all the way to "my computer and i are getting married"

Fascist never heard of a zoom lens.

Piece of shit ICE fascists are swarming Little Tokyo. Posted up outside the Japanese American Museum threatening people with internment. Impossible to overstate how disgusting these people are.

ICE used your taxpayer dollars to trick out a bunch of trucks in new livery, all painted black with "ICE" and a logo printed in gold on the side (and Trump's name in gold on the back window), then shoot a rap video in DC to post on social media.

I am not making this up.

Wow, that’s a bad way to go.

Federal judge temporarily halts alleged indiscriminate immigration stops

Good. Our city needs relief from this terror.

Got good news today (professional) after a dry spell. It came a few days after I silently asked (*waves hand in circles) the Universe or whomever for a little encouragement. I'm not allowed to share specifics yet but will soon.

I literally had no idea Adams was running.

What happened to the bunker buster?

James Comey is and always has been an attention seeker. I don't trust him or want him as a spokesperson for the opposition.

Girls can only have 2 dolls but boys can lose 4 F-18s in the Red Sea

Vulgar. Terrible hair. 1 star.

goddamn I wouldn't even tell my fucking mom who Pit Girl was in confidence what is this shit

That plot twist in the latest episode of The Last of Us was more devastating than the real life Chernobyl. @clmazin.bsky.social

And you will think, “Wait, didn’t I just get done with acne, like last month?” 4/4

“What happened?” People ask, but you have no idea, which makes you wonder if you have dementia. 3/

These will linger, healing very slowly as if to give you time to recall the cause, but you won’t. 2/

No one told me, so I, your middle-aged auntie, will warn you. Soon you will find on your person mysterious scratches and bruises you have no memory of being inflicted. 1/

Trump voters have predictably gone from "He'll fix it on Day One!" to "Well, it's inevitable we'll have some short-term pain." This is sunk-cost fallacy in action. People HATE to admit they were wrong.

Who else thinks we are in a Constitutional crisis? It's here. Right now.

I have underestimated vegans’ stamina.

The easiest political ad ever is that the richest man in the world is killing the poorest people in the world just so he can get richer. If you can't inspire a movement with that, get the fuck out of the game.

If you are a Southern California person upset about @schumer.senate.gov ‘s craven betrayal of our country, the theatre his book tour will be at on 3/23 is the Moss Theatre.

Their phone number is 310-828-5582

Call Sen Schumer. Tell him to grow a backbone and vote against the CR. Call your own senators, too.

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Did you make art today?