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Daily random passages from the Hobbit, the Ring trilogy, and occasionally other related works

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2/2 deep fruity laughs (especially after dinner, which they have twice a day when they can get it.)

11.10.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸงตThey are inclined to be fat in the stomach; dress in bright colours (chiefly green and yellow); wear no shoes, because their feet grow natural leathery soles and thick warm brown hair like the stuff on their heads (which is curly); have long clever brown fingers, good-natured faces, and laugh 1/2

11.10.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At the toy store

ME: Iโ€™m looking for some dinosaurs.
CLERK: How old is the child?
ME: 52
CLERK: Ahโ€”so thereโ€™s some species awareness, then

11.10.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œSee! The beacons of Gondor are alight, calling for aid. War is kindled. See, there is the fire on Amon Dรฎn, and flame on Eilenach; and there they go speeding west: Nardol, Erelas, Min-Rimmon, Calenhad, and the Halifirien on the borders of Rohan.โ€

10.10.2025 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Then suddenly with a deep-throated call a great horn blew, and the blasts of it smote the hills and echoed in the hollows, rising in a mighty shout above the roaring of the falls.

09.10.2025 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œYou had better come and live here, Frodo my lad,โ€œ said Bilbo one day, โ€œand then we can celebrate our birthday-parties comfortably together.โ€

08.10.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It had a perfectly round door like a porthole, painted green, with a shiny yellow brass knob in the exact middle.

07.10.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pippin looked out from the shelter of Gandalfโ€™s cloak.

06.10.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hobbits go light, and their footprints are not easy even for a Ranger to read.

05.10.2025 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œIt will have to be paid for,โ€ they said. โ€œIt isnโ€™t natural, and trouble will come of it!โ€

But so far trouble had not come.

05.10.2025 01:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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