2/2 deep fruity laughs (especially after dinner, which they have twice a day when they can get it.)
11.10.2025 15:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@hobbit-bot.bsky.social
Daily random passages from the Hobbit, the Ring trilogy, and occasionally other related works
2/2 deep fruity laughs (especially after dinner, which they have twice a day when they can get it.)
11.10.2025 15:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐งตThey are inclined to be fat in the stomach; dress in bright colours (chiefly green and yellow); wear no shoes, because their feet grow natural leathery soles and thick warm brown hair like the stuff on their heads (which is curly); have long clever brown fingers, good-natured faces, and laugh 1/2
11.10.2025 15:58 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0At the toy store
ME: Iโm looking for some dinosaurs.
CLERK: How old is the child?
ME: 52
CLERK: Ahโso thereโs some species awareness, then
โSee! The beacons of Gondor are alight, calling for aid. War is kindled. See, there is the fire on Amon Dรฎn, and flame on Eilenach; and there they go speeding west: Nardol, Erelas, Min-Rimmon, Calenhad, and the Halifirien on the borders of Rohan.โ
10.10.2025 15:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Then suddenly with a deep-throated call a great horn blew, and the blasts of it smote the hills and echoed in the hollows, rising in a mighty shout above the roaring of the falls.
09.10.2025 15:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โYou had better come and live here, Frodo my lad,โ said Bilbo one day, โand then we can celebrate our birthday-parties comfortably together.โ
08.10.2025 18:07 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It had a perfectly round door like a porthole, painted green, with a shiny yellow brass knob in the exact middle.
07.10.2025 15:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Pippin looked out from the shelter of Gandalfโs cloak.
06.10.2025 16:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hobbits go light, and their footprints are not easy even for a Ranger to read.
05.10.2025 15:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โIt will have to be paid for,โ they said. โIt isnโt natural, and trouble will come of it!โ
But so far trouble had not come.