I say just let her go
She's an ant and it isn't worth our time
28.05.2025 00:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
*laughs*.
My hubby is the real deal.
We would love for you to join us
27.05.2025 23:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Thank you
26.05.2025 06:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I try
Married to Lucifer
I have ..... 2 step daughters an adopted son and a son of my own
26.05.2025 01:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Ahh I see
You are that kind of demon... Field man
26.05.2025 01:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I see
Back where I'm from my adopted son and step daughter convinced my husband to give demon's vacation time also.
So.... Which version of the afterlife are you from?
26.05.2025 01:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Very casual business for your kind
26.05.2025 01:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Yeah. .. what are you doing around this mortal realm?
26.05.2025 00:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hey watcha doing?
26.05.2025 00:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
No
24.05.2025 11:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
My husband is
24.05.2025 11:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
He's my son in law.
24.05.2025 11:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Good for you
24.05.2025 11:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Not telling
24.05.2025 11:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
In the past our paths have crossed
24.05.2025 11:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
she meddles
24.05.2025 11:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I know her .... I hate her ....
24.05.2025 10:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Mala.... Mala Brak!
She's here!?
24.05.2025 10:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Kind of but we do take a corporeal form
This is one of many such bodies
24.05.2025 10:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
No... That means...
Nevermind
I care not for the laws of corporal beings
24.05.2025 10:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Legal?
I care not for the laws of man
24.05.2025 10:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
No
you are not ready to become a demon
24.05.2025 10:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Yes
but you will loose your soul
24.05.2025 10:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I do
shame
maybe i could give you some
24.05.2025 10:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Demon yes, android no
24.05.2025 10:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Oh yes they are
dont touch though they are sharp
24.05.2025 10:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I suppose so
24.05.2025 09:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
*catches him and puts him on the ground*
Young man are you okay?
24.05.2025 09:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
*spreads her wings and floats up*'
young man what are you doing?
24.05.2025 09:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Oh of course my husband
I will watch
*Sits down beside him*
24.05.2025 03:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Former interplanetary conwoman, wielder of advanced appearance-altering technology, currently out on parole. Shaky ally of Captains Picard and Dax
Owner of Quark's Bar and Night Club on Deep Space Nine and all associated derivatives.
I'm Quark, owner and proprietor of this fine establishment. Come to Quark's, Quark's is fun, come right now, don't walk, run! (Parody)
You will be inspired, or else.
Incompetent topβa. Eat. Drink. Fight. Coach Gowronβs cuz. Bβaht Qul challenge? Hold my warnog. Ketha Lowlands Community College alumnus. Probably +18 NSFW.
I'm the Chief Engineer of this bloody station!!!
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Iβm the Chief Engineer of this beautiful station.
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Star Trek RP, dinos & real life
(rp crossover friendly)
feathered dromaeosauroid, e'Chrk ambassador
13' long 5' high, 192 kilos...kinda bitey
'capable of sophisticated vocalizations'
*Coprolite posting*
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π¨π¦ It/They - #indigenousLivesMatter
π #catsofBlueSky
βΏ #EDS #EDSAwareness #Spoonie
ππ½ #StarTrek #Memes #Jokes #Humour #Humor #Puns
(parody)
Star Trek RP, crossover welcome
Romulan, commander π°πΉπΎ π²ππππππ
"π·πππππ πππππ πππ ππππππππ πππ πππ ππππ ππππ ππ πππ πππππ
ππ πππππ."
*roughly following STO timeline*
Star Trek RP
Romulan, commander πΌπ
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Star Trek RP (crossover friendly)
First officer πππ πΈππ‘ππππππ π π·
Horny Brig Champion
MDNI
(2360s-2380)
IDIC
First Vorta in Starfleet trying to do my best as an engineer . I am of earth and still trying to find my place in this galaxy. Currently on leave from Starfleet, reserve member of Memory Omega
Your favorite security guy/Maquis collaborator - now with hair and a goatee, because Mirror Universe!
Star Trek RP
Chief Science Officer, Tongo hustler, Klingon martial arts practitioner, joined Trill, professional fun seeker.
Stuck on Earth with the humans. That's OK. I like humans. I like their cats better. Not the real ALF, just parody, all respect to Paul Fusco and Alien Productions.
Mastodon: @theolalfer@tenforward.social
Author's personal account: @john-pilgrim.bsky.social
45th President of the United Federation of Planets
Pauly Stamets. Master of Poisons Astromycologist Empire defector Developed groovy powers after dying and then coming back to life thanks to the mycelial network.
Living my best Pauly life.
