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It's like a Voight-Kampff content-vs-intent barometer cognition check. And it's very funny

> facts paywalled
> FOX free

"wHy iS soCiEty sO DuMB?"-lookin assssss

My God, there is one gentleman left in West Texas

In the shadow of two towers, a figure sits in a wheelchair having a surveillance camera. A ghostly noose circles his neck. Behind him, a black Pentagon shape, and the fallen Hussein statue. An Iraqi torture victim stands on a box with hand on the trapdoor switch. In front of Cheney, flames flicker as missiles flutter out.

Dick Cheney is dead and will never return. Here is my death portrait of him, been keeping this one in the chamber for three years now. Enjoy hell BITCH.

#art #watercolor #artofbsky #painting #Francis #Bacon #9/11 #BushNext #guantanamo #twintowers #Pentagon #Iraq #afghanistan

AAAAAAAAAAUUUUHHHHGGGNNGHGGNNGGGGGFGHHHHHHHH

Liz passed legislation that ruined lives.

Where can I read about his blackwater ties?

What do you even do

Bootyjiggeths is a spooooook AF

YouTube video by sal Alex Jones unintentionally explains the plot of Neon Genesis Evangelion

You're ready for this certified classic 😄

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Doh2...

Andrew cuomo trying to kiss someone

Uhhh

This is Kendrick tier shit.

Justified fear

Memorize the script: "Yes your honor, I feared for her and my lives. No, I did not see any authentic official identification whatsoever."

LOL no, a decent person kicks war criminal scumbags when they're down.

Bro put some STANK on that heil. He meant that shit.

I don't think it's Cuomo himself, I think it's just somebody who looks *disturbingly similar* to him. His outfit is different in his loser speech and he doesn't have the green wristband.

Also, lmao at the captions accurately transcribing him mispronouncing Zohran's name AGAIN.

Keep posting thru it

A real President would tell the truth about what that fucking goblin did.

"Good evening London. I would introduce myself but truth to tell, I do not have a name. You can call me V. Since mankind's dawn, a handful of oppressors have accepted the responsibility over our lives that we should have accepted for ourselves. By doing so, they took our power. By doing nothing, we gave it away. We've seen where their way leads: through camps and wars toward the slaughterhouse. In Anarchy there is another way. With Anarchy, from rubble comes new life, hope reinstated. They say Anarchy is dead but see...reports of my death were... exaggerated. Tomorrow, downing Street will be destroyed, the Head reduced to ruin, an end to what has gone before. Tonight, you must choose what comes next. Lives of our own - or a return to chains. Choose *carefully*. And so, adieu."

V - watercolor, marker

"We've seen where their way leads: through camps and wars toward the slaughterhouse. In Anarchy there is another way. With Anarchy, from rubble comes new life, hope reinstated. They say Anarchy's dead but see...reports of my death were...exaggerated."

Zohran won, Cheney dead

BORN TO DIE / WORLD IS A FUCK / Kill Em All 1989 / I am trash man / 410,757,864,... | Know Your Meme BORN TO DIE/ WORLD IS A FUCK/ Kill Em All 1989/ I am trash man/ 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS is a nonsensical engrish phrase.

A slight exaggeration

knowyourmeme.com/memes/born-t...

bsky.app/profile/andr...

To the obverse: it makes you VERY much of one.

Oh, why did he stop being a governor, huh?

Bro is lucky Zohran didn't remind him not to grope any titties on the way to the parking lot.

Uncut cope

I think he knows that it's his DSA comrades who got him here, and actually respects it.

If it was a baseball joke no one would think twice lmao babies

@cockremover.bsky.social goose / phatcussy was banned for posting too close to the sun lmao