You're the hero.

COLLINS: Did you approve of the pause of weapons shipments to Ukraine?


TRUMP: We want to put defensive weapons because Putin is not treating human beings right

COLLINS: So who ordered the pause?

TRUMP: I don't know. Why don't you tell me?

We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.

A screenshot of Google search results. The search is, "all you can eat buffet near me." Instead of a map, the AI overview goes into a paragraph on how you can use online searches (like Google) to find "all you can eat buffet near me" (the search that was just typed in).

A screenshot of a Twitter post from Humanity Critic: "We need to normalize shitting on Jill Stein in non-election years." A reply from tumblr user myfootyrthroat: "It's easy to forget since she disappears entirely back into her burrow between elections."

Everyone else: Presidential alert -- the girls are figgghhhtttting!

Me, an intellectual: Live-action "Ya Boy Kongming!" appeared on Netflix. My weekend is now booked.

(Me, valiantly trying to repress a "very soiled" joke.)

From tumblr user teabree-shark, a poll four days ago asking "Do you think Microsoft understands consent?" The options are "Yes" and "Remind me in 3 days." Three days later, a poll asks "Do you think Microsoft understands consent?" The options are "Yes" and "Remind me in 3 days."

Be sure to leave out edibles for the Easter Bunny tonight.

Caption: "Never forget the earthquake of 2025. San Diego Strong." Pictured: A sunny day, and an outdoor plastic set of a table and chairs, with one chair knocked over.

Okay how come someone dropping silverware can set off a panic attack but earthquakes don’t bother me?

Southern California jolted by a strong earthquake near San Diego Southern California has been jolted by a strong earthquake near San Diego. The U.S. Geological Survey says Monday morning's earthquake had a preliminary magnitude of 5.2 and was near the mountain town of Julian, east of San Diego.

Southern California was jolted by a strong earthquake near San Diego. The earthquake had a preliminary magnitude of 5.2 and was near the mountain town of Julian, according to the U.S. Geological Survey.

Map of southern California and a bit of Baja with a red star indicating an earthquake centered east and a bit north of San Diego

5.1 quake east of San Diego, tell USGS if you felt it here

earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/...

I ran outside to get earthquake all over me, but it was over by the time I got out of the house.

Work building shaking for a good 15 seconds. Good times.

Sen. Bernie Sanders makes surprise appearance at Coachella Sen. Bernie Sanders, who had a rally earlier in Los Angeles, urged young people to "stand up and fight" at the music festival.

what

From tumlr user thicque: trumper on my local news page was complaining about his retirement account and i commented that if things get any worse he's gonna have to start renting the libs instead of owning them and he was. not happy.

“AI” really is the end result of american consumer culture. it’s the baby pacifier of a vocal subset of people who were raised to have zero interest in learning or discovery or creativity; they just want instant gratification via a computer that spits their preferred art/music/politics back at them.

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UNDERTALE is on sale for $1.

If you're a bluesky user who hasn't played this game - now is the best time to join the other 99% of people on this website and pick it up.

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Trump's 200% Tariff on European Alcohol Causes Pete Hegseth to Angrily Resign The departing Defense Secretary called the tariffs "an act of war."

Hegseth called the tariff “an act of war.”

How to See the Total Lunar Eclipse and Blood Moon This Month On March 14, skywatchers in the Americas will be able to see the first of 2025’s two total lunar eclipses.

Tonight's the night! A total lunar eclipse and blood moon will be visible across the US.

Here’s how—and when—to watch it in your area.

#Musk #Ukraine #Twitter xD

A picture of a car transmission lying on the ground. The caption reads: "Remove this from your car immediately!! Let those woke leftists know you won't support a trans mission!!"

A four panel comic, each with a figure raging against "DEI." 1. A black warrior with a sword strapped to his back. 2. A pink-haired business manager at their desk. 3. A wheelchair user wearing a headset in front of a desk. 4. The figure screams at an ice cream machine serving neopolitan.

celsius is based on science, fahrenheit is based on emotions

The internet is a miracle that has allowed countless artists to share their work and all earn the same 10$ to pass around

A conversation on Discord between Della (italian) and ReiDuran (english): Della: i thought "carjack" was like hijack. like when you hijack a plane ReiDuran: well carjack can mean to steal a car yes Della: but it's also a car jack ReiDuran: yes Della: english is confusing ReiDuran: a carjacking is when someone steals a car a car jack is a device used to lift a car ... and to "lift a car" can also mean to steal the car. Della: so you can carjack a car with a car jack, lifting it, but without really lifting it. ReiDuran: yes Della: there is no word for the face i am making right now

"trying to explain english to an italian" (2018)

e.g. "we will help defend the people of your country from aggressive imperialism if you sign over all your mineral rights to us"

That's more of a cat o' nine dicks.