Jade

Updating my spreadsheet

suited up
#umineko #うみねこFA

[cw: infidelity]

It was only meant to be one time.

That what she'd told herself, as she sank into the couch cushions, overheated, overstimulated, overstretched, as the beast of their dog dripped fire into her...

ranked competitive nun oviposition

Pixel drawing of Beatrice and Ushiromiya Battler from the game Umineko no Naku Koro Ni. They are dancing.

dance

#pixelart #umineko

Pixel drawing of Shannon from the game Umineko no Naku Koro Ni. She is looking out through a window. The sky and ocean look grey, but in her eyes they are a deep blue color.

that deep blue ocean

#pixelart #umineko

artwork in the format of a front page of a leaflet/brochure titled “SPECIES TRANSITION” with smaller text below reading “YOUR GUIDE TO LEAVING HUMANITY”. below is a square containing a drawn-over image of a fox with small text below that reads “Pictured: former human. 4 year transition” below is a list of subject titles “•WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOUR BODY •MAINTAINING YOUR SOCIAL LIFE WHILE CHANGING •SETTLING INTO YOUR NEW LIFE •SURVIVAL IN THE WILD •LEGAL SPECIES •ACCESSIBILITY” there is a solid light-brown background of a tree line on the bottom part of the page alongside a random 3-pointed shape. the very bottom left of the page reads “NEED HELP? CALL US: 555-0184”

“SPECIES TRANSITION” (thread)

This is gorgeous

I've been working on this fanart on and off for months, and I think it's time let go of it
This is MTG's Eldrazi Angel Gisela from Edritch Moon set, one of the coolest so far. I love the idea of this character, so I gave it a shot.

#mtg #eldrazi #innistrad #fanart

something something lucky rabbit's foot

This is what a Game Grumps episode in 2012 was edited to be like when someone said the n word

making you count by 7 to introduce madness into the princess

okay

a drawing of Bernkastel from Umineko. she is slouching in an ornate, kind of rococo-esque red-and-gilded sofa, eating pickled plums out of a jar with chopsticks. she is glaring off to the side as she chews on one. her complexion is greenish and corpse-like, and her hair is stringy and messy, partly draped over the back of the sofa.

you're my everything, you are my sunshine, you're old and grey and full of sleep, you're my pickle-faced, consumptive mary-jane #umineko

I think people have been trying to do this forever (see; fountain of youth)

horrible idea for a social media site: you can upload like 20 different profile pics and you choose an emotion when you post and it uses the corresponding pfp like VNs that have different character portrait variants for different lines

i doodled on the bus to shirakawago

this would happen though #dannyphantom

if you play card games your options are:
-wotc: "we aim to be inclusive forever and always - INCLUDING towards landlords ❤️💜💝#loveislove"
-konami: "we fucking hate you. buy our shit and die"
-nintendo: "listen these kids are gonna beg their parents for it either way"

ahhhh yeah i was thinking of rena day

i thought it was 7/7

Hi, did you know that you'd get in so much shit for saying "It is of utmost importance to queer rights that people be able to purchase lolicon hentai"

Its controversial, its a blocklistable offense, one of the only anti-censorship sentiments you're not allowed to say.

Now, it was okay for me to sa

Love the idea of a failgirl dragon getting completely humiliated as the "little sister" of the princess. Paraded around while bound in iron and ribbons~

not so ferocious now!

special week #umamusume

A very tall, panting, Gold Ship from Umamusume lifting her skirt as an invitation to oral sex.

I had to exorcise this dumb joke out of my head.
Now you have to deal with it.
Sorry.
#SizeSky #FanArt #UmaMusume

team magma best team

Imagine if you will, a squirrel who is also a girl

Yooooo I didn't know u fucked with fate