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Not doing any research but I'm guessing there's an adult movie series based around Lord of the Rings. With Dildo Baggins.
26.08.2025 20:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0More giveaways like this one @luckyloot2024.bsky.social
23.05.2025 07:13 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ladies and gentlemen, meet Danny....
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Henry Versus who?
12.04.2025 08:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Catherine Howard, during her marriage to Henry VIII.
"Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, behe........ Shit!"
The Eurovision voting system looks shit this year.
#DonaldTrump #reciprocaltariffs
#POTUS ##TrumpTariffs
Aliens "show us the definition of pettiness"
Me thinking
Me "wait"
Puts on episode episode Four in a Bed
#fourinabed #4inaBed
Queen/D.Bowie Under Pressure comes on.
My mind. "Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't you dare"
Me "All right stop, collaborate and listen
Ice is back with the brand-new...., damn"
My mind "prat"
After years of research. I can now confirm Chesney Hawkes is.
07.03.2025 14:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Spare a thought for that person who's just wrote 2024 on a cheque.
05.03.2025 23:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The look of a child who's just been told they can't have an ice cream from the shop because there some at home.
16.02.2025 00:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Unusual way to spell Presley.
16.02.2025 00:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Airport check-in desk.
Staff
"Sir, do you have any sharp objects on you?"
Passenger.
"Err, yeah, I have a McDonald's knife and fork"
Staff.
"Yes, that's fine sir"
In supermarket me shouting
"Man get out, man get out"
Store assistant. "Sir, it's pronounced Mange-too and they're next to the green beans:
What's the correct way to pick up a heavy box that's on the floor?
Well, first of all, make sure you.
