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Androgynous android from the future

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The right is making a Hitler Youth ร— Epstein trafficking ring. And yet books are the problem?

13.08.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You'd think they'd know better, considering the Nat'l Post is basically a terror cell posing as journalists.

11.08.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you can, use รฆ, ๊œท, แตซ, ล“, ๊œฝ, and ๊ as single characters to condense further.
If he's even more of an ass, I'd break out the mediaeval scribal abbreviations.

31.07.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If he doesn't like that, use "โ€Š"
It's the tiniest actual space in Unicode
Youโ€Šcanโ€Šveryโ€Šnicelyโ€Šfitโ€Šwordsโ€Šstupidlyโ€Šcloseโ€Štogether.
e.g.
A sentence is a good bit shorter if you do that
Aโ€Šsentenceโ€Šisโ€Šaโ€Šgoodโ€Šbitโ€Šshorterโ€Šifโ€Šyouโ€Šdoโ€Šthat

31.07.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The cis mind cannot comprehend the powerful force of tgirl shits.

31.07.2025 04:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I need a way to pay/recieve payments"

Payment processors:
"that's all we do!"

"oh perfect"

Payment processors:
"And also police what you spend your hard earned money on, to make sure you only spend money in puritan god-fearing christian ways"

"huh?"

24.07.2025 04:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can report foreign interference here: rcmp.ca/report-it
I'd suggest it. The level of yankee foreign interference in our affairs has been unprecedented in recent years. The Klanvoy, the support of PP for PM, everything Marlaina is doing. They're forcing so many bigoted ideas we ditched years ago.

24.07.2025 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"without imposing excessive creative restrictions in the name of DEI"
So, no female protagonist?

24.07.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woah, a deer

22.07.2025 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Corporations when it turns from 12:59 on June 31st to 00:00 July 1st

21.07.2025 06:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My theory is that Mad Max isn't after some apocalyptic societal collapse, Australia just did that.

19.07.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

VERSUS: FIGHTING POLYGON TEAM

16.07.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fantastic what?

15.07.2025 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 480    ๐Ÿ” 137    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

Usually pretty good, but as the lumber province, the forest fires often hit us the hardest. Sometimes when it's really bad the smoke blots out the sun.
But the air here is also far less humid than Ontario, so I'm sure that also helps the quality a bit.

14.07.2025 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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finally time for us in No fun city (Vancouver) to shine.

14.07.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The list will have one obvious blacked out spot exactly where "TRUMP" would be alphabetically.

11.07.2025 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was born after Ocarina of Time, but before Majora's Mask.

11.07.2025 06:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I see you too, were watching SGDQ this evening.

11.07.2025 06:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ฮ•ฮงฮ ฮ‘ฮฮ” ฮฮคฮŸฮฮš?

05.07.2025 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what's the remaining 1%? or is that just a rounding error?

05.07.2025 07:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hi

04.07.2025 17:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

doesn't @fuck-stupid.bsky.social count? Pretty sure that's a holographic account equivalent

02.07.2025 01:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Earthbound fans don't significant others, they have Magicant others

02.07.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
SpongeBob pointing at his background cameo in a commercial

SpongeBob pointing at his background cameo in a commercial

Look Gary, there I am!

29.06.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

unironically would make that deal

29.06.2025 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how much alcohol for just my one room?

28.06.2025 04:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've seen some on there saying it's his own fault and the ICE secret police didn't do anything wrong...

27.06.2025 07:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It has been for years. By the time I left, the mod team were literally all Fraser Institute stooges or mods of far-right subreddits.

27.06.2025 07:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love the packages with epic fonts saying SEX
I think the English-speaking world could learn about marketing from Japan, just saying.

23.06.2025 03:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's wild lmao. Glad I learned something today. End up buying something from the Holy Land of sex toys atleast?

23.06.2025 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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