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@evandroiden.bsky.social

Androgynous android from the future

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More boob = more surface area = more space for ammo.

In a firefight versus a flatter soldier, you could easily outlast them.

17.02.2026 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had trouble with the same thing. Idk why.

16.02.2026 05:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate when people call the entire UK "England" too, but THAT'S too far. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

13.02.2026 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Come do mine instead?

12.02.2026 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sure the right-wing american firm that owns the Financial Post has nothing to do with the fact that that they hate public services.

11.02.2026 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
My Stoat User Card:
username is:
ev#7227

My Stoat User Card: username is: ev#7227

oops I dropped my discord alternative application ID (that you can feel free to add me on btw)

10.02.2026 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

can I get back with someone else's ex-girlfriend instead?

09.02.2026 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Im a porn account and even i cant condone this level of humiliation fetish

08.02.2026 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 317    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Obligatory Ev-posting :3

08.02.2026 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"The Superbowl Halftime show shouldn't be political," says man who would shit himself with glee if Kid Rock were performing with nothing but a gun and a case of Bud Light

08.02.2026 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 116    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Not sure my insomnia brain is worth talking to at the moment unfortunately.

07.02.2026 10:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Recession indicator

04.02.2026 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why are we assuming the beam of light is shining on him. I think it's likely he himself is emitting it. Why else does it cast no shadow?

03.02.2026 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Certified pretty girl classic

03.02.2026 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm excited!

03.02.2026 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did the raccoon ratatouille you to draw this or was it by free will? If so, should it be titled "Self portrait of me ratatouilling a human"?

01.02.2026 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We love you back

01.02.2026 05:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it was the good politics part that got her.

30.01.2026 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

me ;>

30.01.2026 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

me :>

30.01.2026 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm dying happy

28.01.2026 06:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's the number one reason I don't believe in creationism. No way even a god can do that.

28.01.2026 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This would absolutely be the thumbnail for 18+ thumbnails on a birthday girl social media platform

27.01.2026 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Manitoba mentioned

27.01.2026 05:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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who called it umamasume and not

24.01.2026 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 157    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Ling is a relatable protagonist. I love him.

23.01.2026 07:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was this about the OneBC CBC article today?

23.01.2026 07:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Being preemptively barred from the Fascist International is a huge win.

23.01.2026 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's still one of my favourite art pieces. Made me smile to wake up to surprise are ^-^

23.01.2026 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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still my favorite portrait :) @evandroiden.bsky.social

23.01.2026 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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