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Jason ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

@thebourneidentity.bsky.social

Just a dude searching to find himself.

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๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚

20.02.2026 10:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some days I wonder whether or not I'm actually worth a damn.

Other days I go out and get Chinese food.

20.02.2026 04:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[insert joke about mansplaining what mansplaining means here] ๐Ÿ™ƒ

20.02.2026 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"We are gathered here today to lay to rest Stella the cow."

20.02.2026 02:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching a political debate is about as pleasant as a root canal.

Which you could have gotten for free had you remembered to apply for the dental care plan.

20.02.2026 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you, sir ๐Ÿซก

My contributions were minimal, but fun antagonizing the Konvoy folks ๐Ÿค 

20.02.2026 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a young boy is laying in bed with the words " i see dead people " written below him Alt: a young boy is laying in bed with the words " i see dead people " written below him
20.02.2026 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haha, nice!

I briefly played a part in the RRR on Twitter. Good times!

So yes, I remember the incident and I remember your posts. ๐Ÿค 

20.02.2026 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Makes me wonder if you're the same Stompy who was on Twitter back then and if so, if you remember the Ram Ramch Resistance.

20.02.2026 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're welcome! I only hope I was able to help even just a little. ๐Ÿซ‚

Here's hoping you have a wonderful day ๐ŸŒน

19.02.2026 23:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If it helps, I sometimes wish I had the chance to meet the unbroken version of me as well.

And how differently the choices I made might have gone if only I had the mentality of the unbroken me.

I can never know but only wonder at what might have been.

19.02.2026 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks! ๐Ÿ˜

19.02.2026 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Enter as a single
Leave as a double

๐Ÿค 

19.02.2026 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which includes inviting Ukraine and Indo-Pacific leaders unofficially.

19.02.2026 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If they were smart, they'd convey they understand what Trumpf๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธckistan is saying, take it under advisement, then continue building parallel economic and trade relationships.

19.02.2026 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gilded Age 2.0

19.02.2026 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone with a basic understanding in economics or history could have (and did) told everyone that Re: McKinley Tarrifs. Too many chose to ignore it and listened to a modern day snake oil salesman.

19.02.2026 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, darling ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ’‹

You're so amazing. You are so sexy in both body and mind.

The part of you that tells you those things are not true. As someone who experiences similar thoughts, I have to fight against it hard, and only partially succeeding.

Please believe us when we tell you how great you are.

19.02.2026 13:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's nice when a democracy rises up to prevent authoritarian rule.

19.02.2026 12:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We can't trust anything coming out of Trumpfuckistan these days. That includes their news media and the mouths of their politicians.

The best path is to keep forging our own. Build new trade & defense alliances with like-minded nations, and to not rely heavily on any one.

#cdnpoli

19.02.2026 12:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We can't trust anything coming out of Trumpfuckistan these days. That includes their news media and the mouths of their politicians.

The best path is to keep forging our own. Build new trade & defense alliances with like-minded nations, and to not rely heavily on any one.

19.02.2026 12:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Paris prosecutors open 2 Epstein-linked probes and call on victims to come forward Paris prosecutors opened on Wednesday two new investigations into potential sex abuse crimes and financial wrongdoings linked to Jeffrey Epstein following the release of millions of files of the milli...

Paris prosecutors open 2 Epstein-linked probes and call on victims to come forward

www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...

18.02.2026 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Oh, well, I guess I better start putting out for myself...

19.02.2026 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, in his defence, we men aren't very smart ๐Ÿ˜‚

19.02.2026 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Steppenwolf - Magic Carpet Ride (Version 1969)
YouTube video by DiscoBar80 Steppenwolf - Magic Carpet Ride (Version 1969)

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19.02.2026 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache is talking to another man and the word touche is on the screen . Alt: a man with a mustache is talking to another man and the word touchรฉ is on the screen .
19.02.2026 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Except Kevin Sorbo can't see his with the naked eye ๐Ÿค”

19.02.2026 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Taking Bribes 101
Advanced Taking Bribes 402
Pit-stained Shirts 327

19.02.2026 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸŽถ There's a voice, that keeps on calling me ๐ŸŽต

19.02.2026 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

20% of Canadians are traitors apparently.

19.02.2026 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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