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Juan Rey

@johnking.bsky.social

πŸ₯🍯 TLP: Burnt Sienna, Omni Consumer Products Manager, High Altitude Treasure Recovery

340 Followers  |  604 Following  |  1,675 Posts  |  Joined: 01.08.2023  |  1.726

Latest posts by johnking.bsky.social on Bluesky

Let's do the pinto but trap people inside with a lithium battery

04.02.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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03.02.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mexican coke feels like a super luxury atm

02.02.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hope yall like major fiascos

02.02.2026 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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02.02.2026 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cursed asf

31.01.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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2026-01-31 (Friday): I've posted a new traffic analysis exercise. It's Lumma in the room-ah! Join the fun at www.malware-traffic-analysis.net/2026/01/31/i...

I mean, this guy looks like he's having fun.

31.01.2026 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bone temple very good

31.01.2026 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: Bernie Sanders is introducing an amendment to cut ICE’s $75 billion funding increase, and to use those funds to restore the federal cuts to health care.

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Security testers settle lawsuit years after Dallas County courthouse arrest Two security consultants arrested during a sanctioned courthouse test say a $600,000 settlement brings closure, but lasting impacts on Iowa security remain.

Remember those two pentesters who got arrested for breaking into a Dallas County Courthouse in Iowa, even though they were operating under a contract from the state's judiciary to do so? They just settled with the state for $600,000. It took six years, though.
www.kcci.com/article/coal...

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HA! He lives!

29.01.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Scheels is better

29.01.2026 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine doing this shit out in the open...

29.01.2026 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is storm rider movie a water world sequel or an avatar sequel?

29.01.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need a movie with Deadpool and Trevor.

28.01.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey look more posturing for ignoring the will of the people.

28.01.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keep trickin Johnny

28.01.2026 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No updates since the 22nd. What a crock

27.01.2026 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Greenbean came Leatherneck too late, I should not have been the barista for the teams as long as I should have.

27.01.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I’m a former Special Forces Warrant Officer with multiple rotations running counterinsurgency ops-both hunting insurgents and trying to separate them from sympathetic populations. I’m trained in gorilla warfare and

26.01.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 224    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0
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The man killed by a US Border Patrol officer in Minneapolis was an ICU nurse, family says Family members say the man who was killed by a federal officer in Minneapolis was an intensive care nurse at a Department of Veterans Affairs hospital who cared deeply about people and was upset by Pr...

The parents of Alex Pretti, killed today by federal agents in Minneapolis, live in Colorado, per the AP.

Renee Good, killed by a federal agent in Minneapolis on Jan 7, grew up near Colorado Springs. apnews.com/article/immi...

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