When my boyfriend makes me mad I take out all his dice I can find and set them all to 1

I’d become catholic if the next pope baptized me in here

I’m humiliated to admit how much the creamer changing at work has personally impacted my mood & outlook

55 crab rangoons

The catering for my birthday said I was trying to order way too many crab rangoons & only let me order more when I told them it was the theme of the party but they still wouldn’t let me put in the full order I tried to place

Which of these shirts do you think I ordered for my birthday?

Calling something “cringe” really is just a dog whistle to declare how poorly socialized you are and you continue to be. Big “I haven’t lived” loser energy.

Read me to filth

Like imagine being my manager and getting this report. This dude is the absolute opposite of me. He’s been a good sport, all things considered.

I am an absolute menace

As it turns out, my behavior screams that as well

4 blocks stacked with a red block and a blue block on top of a yellow block and a green block

We take these personality tests when we get hired and then they have us put some color blocks on our desks announcing “your colors.” I did not know mine would be screaming ADHD & autism so loudly.

My boyfriend just reminded me to focus on what really matters while watching Ranma 1/2: martial arts and kissing.

Something about drinking a warm beverage out of a travel mug is just not as cozy as a ceramic mug. It’s functional, it’s practical, it’s simply fuel.

Gen Z’s aversion to and obsession with cringe is nothing but worship of conformity in sheep’s clothing.

As the GIS lady at work, I always want cool gifts like this

When I want to play Balatro at work I just bust out this bad boy

Videogame: The world is ending in dragonfire, you have 24 hours to save us or we all die

Videogame: But first I need 20 flowers

Walked past an engineer’s office & complemented his taxidermy. He asked me how I knew it was a pheasant & my response was “I love Flemish art. They have lots of pheasants.”

My record of confusing every person at work remains uncontested.

I love participating in our democratic system -_-

Wild. Top is the NBC upload, bottom is the one aired as the live feed

I’m registered for a sewing class & just got a machine. What kinds of controversy is happening in the sewing world & how can I add to it?

“We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.”
- Dr. Martin Luther King

When I want to play Balatro at work I just bust out this bad boy

The niche card game I play that taught me the marvel characters is apparently on ByteDance servers & it’s still down even though TT is back up. Have they announced TT sold yet?

for sale: tiktok ban shoes, never worn

Biden Issues Pre-Emptive Pardons to Guard Against Trump’s Reprisals President Biden, hours before leaving office, used his executive clemency power to protect people targeted for reprisals by his successor, including Mark A. Milley, Anthony S. Fauci and Liz Cheney.

Breaking News: President Biden issued pre-emptive pardons for Dr. Anthony Fauci, Gen. Mark Milley, Liz Cheney and others, a bid to guard against Trump reprisals hours before leaving office.

checking in on threads, a website full of real people i have to presume

Ho-ho-hoverstimulated

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