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photo of Dee's Big Daddies dildo, Big Daddy Dakota, in the left hand of Sydney Screams

photo of Dee's Big Daddies dildo, Big Daddy Dakota, in the left hand of Sydney Screams. Sydney is showing off the asymmetrical testicles on the dildo

photo of Dee's Big Daddies dildo, Big Daddy Dakota, in the left hand of Sydney Screams

Realistic skin tones not using cringe-y food names? ✅
Irregular, asymmetrical dildo designs? ✅
Mid-shaft thickness for the perfect "full" feeling? ✅

@deesbigdaddies.bsky.social has it all!

Read my review of Big Daddy Dakota here: sydneyscreams.com/dees-big-dad...

Not considered a “classic” in the traditional sense but I suggest “Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker”

101 Kinky Things Even You Can Do Check out this great listen on Audible.com. An accessible and fun guide to kinky practices for everyone Everything you wanted to know about kinky practices is covered in this highly entertaining and u...

📣 BIG NEWS! 📣

The audiobook for 101 KINKY THINGS EVEN YOU CAN DO, written & narrated by me, launched today!

www.audible.com/ac/101-Kinky...

It's a practical, compassionate guide that covers 101 different kinks from A to Z, complete with tips for trying each one out safely.

Hope you love it!!

Someone thanked me for being the first (out) non-binary person they saw, which has inspired me to recognize some folks who inspired me early in my career.

Christopher Lee
Papí Coxxx
Drew DeVeaux
Tobi Hill-Meyer

Thread for more info and links to their adult work, a lasting legacy in trans history.

Review: Honey Play Box Vibrosa What is the Honey Play Box Vibrosa? Having been in long-distance dynamics for years at a time, I am no stranger to sex toys that are remotely controllable via Bluetooth. This is one of those – and …

NEW on the blog:
Review: Honey Play Box Vibrosa
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A vibrator that stimulates your G-spot and A-spot simultaneously... AND can be controlled remotely via Bluetooth? Sign me up!

Click through to read my thoughts on this nifty li'l thing from @honeyplaybox.bsky.social!

NoFrillDo | funkittoys NoFrillDo project description and purchase page

Until food stamps resume, I'll be donating 25% of all NoFrillDo sales to my local food bank. That's $5 per series 3, $6 per series 1, and $10 per series 2. Go get a dildo and dil-do some good.

funkittoys.com/nofrilldo

Finger Vibe 2 Funzze Review - SomeQueer The Finger Vibe 2 is Funzze’s second iteration of this model. I do not own the first version so this won’t be a comparison to that model, but simply a stand-alone review on the Finger Vibe 2’s own mer...

Really enjoy the pinpoint stimulation aspect of this, and chronic-pain friendly way of holding! www.somequeer.com/finger-vibe-... #SexToyReview #Vibrator

Everything You Need to Know About Sex Grinders | Sydney Screams Updated 06/07/25 I know I say it every single time I post about a sex grinder, but I’m saying it again: I love grinders. I love them with or without motors, I love them with or without insertable…

sex grinders, grind pads, grinders... whatever you want to call them, I love them! and I want everyone else to love them too!

That's why I wrote "Everything You Need to Know About Sex Grinders" - to help you find grinder options that work for you ;)

three days left to pick one of these up!

So. Much. CANDY CORN! When the drop has dropified and MTO system is officially online, you'll be able to order almost any model you want in our Seasonal Candy Corn Pour! 😍👻🎉 #limitedtime #candydicks #donotnom #dongsky

This code is still active!

Just don't forget, you have to put a random pour Fugu (linked below) into your cart for it to work.

Left: cover of Shared Spaces, two short horror stories by Ollie Fox. Right: A Victorian servant girl fears what might lurk in her employer's ancestral home. A busy grad student is convinced her modern apartment is haunted. Sometimes it's easy to feel alone in this world...but that doesn't mean we are. This bundle of two short spooky stories shows us that no matter what struggles we may have, no matter where we live, there's always someone there for us. Whether or not we want them there is another matter. Purchase $.99 via the links bellow!

Hey my new mini #book is officially out on all the usual platforms, including Amazon, B&N, etc. so if you're interested, it's $.99 and has two nifty short stories. #writesky #selfpublished #books #booksky #horror

You can find all purchase links here: olliefoxwrites.wordpress.com/books/#All-A...

A gloved hand holding a plump vaginal plug in a busy dildo-making studio. The plug, a Sensi, has a rounded head, a chubby body, and a base that's not flared enough for safe anal use.

The same gloved hand holding a dildo with the same shape as the vaginal plug. The dildo, a Sensia, is a smooth abstract shape with a traditional flared base.

From plug to dildo!

A Sensi in pearl white, vivid indigo, and shift purple; and a Sensia in pearl white, vivid indigo, and pearl pink.

Get either model in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/a/search?q=s...

Thank you!

Rose Bendable Dildo Crassie Review - SomeQueer Rose Bendable Dildo is a non-realistic dildo, while its general shape is phallic it has a flower head, vines, and leaves. It makes me think of a fae creature.

It’s been a minute since I posted a review because I had a surgery. It went well, I am recovered, and will be back to posting semi-regularly. First up is a bendable rose from Crassie.

www.somequeer.com/rose-bendabl...
#SexToyReview

graphic image that has a pencil sketch of a dildo behind Sydney Screams, who is holding the end product of the sketch. The graphic reads "I Designed a Dick!"

Ya'll!!!! I designed a dildo!!!

A huge thanks to @ppsculptors.bsky.social and @scaledsin.bsky.social for bringing my fantasy dildo to life 😍

Watch my review here: youtu.be/qgthJVE9f2M

A white dragon dildo with a tuft of black fur. Text reads: Nyoon Ryu.

Ryu from @nyoon.com incorporates the strength and majesty of dragons into its design with a thick shaft and prominent scales. It's a challenge, and I can easily say that I like it, although I don’t love it.

Check out my review here: www.fantasticfrost.com/review-nyoon...

Blush Limited Addiction bullet review - t4toy.com Can I complain about this bullet? Absolutely. But would I recommend something else instead at this price? Nope, this one’s still a winner!

I did it! My ability to write came back again! 😌
And if you need a “bullet” vibrator on a budget, I’ve got one to recommend now. 😁
t4toy.com/reviews/blus...

funzze.com?sca_ref=8968...
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Member’s day in July $20 off $60 automatic code at Funzze dot com.

Looking to pick up something new?

Bat Bites Toys Aux stroker review, or: thoughts on jerking off while trans This review of the Bat Bites Toys Aux stroker, designed by Frost of 3DFrost, is the most difficult review I’ve ever written.  Physically, using the Aux was mostly pleasurable. Emotionally, it was u…

I've got a new review up! It's about the @batbites.bsky.social Aux stroker/prosthetic/mini-penetrable, but it's also about the struggle of jerking off while dealing with gender dysphoria.

This was very vulnerable, and excellent writing. While I know it’s a painful subject for you, you are opening the dialogue around an intense subject for many people, and you should be proud of that.

Thank you for doing the brave thing and sharing your feelings, so other people can feel less alone

Don’t want to have to share this again, but still having little to no luck finding steady work while expenses, bills, and basic needs are really adding up, so anything you can spare as i work to get back on my feet means a lot❤️

Venmø: @ ThatChingy
Ca$happ: Bamchi

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Hey y'all! We're in a bit of a tough situation with our housing right now and I hate to ask, be we need a little help! We're trying to move at the end of this month but large bills are stopping us from being able to afford it
Any help is greatly appreciated! 💕
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😮 this is gorgeous!!

Me staring at this Fabulously Shimmery Elwyn like okay but why are you STILL in stock? 🥴🤔 #Pride #Dongsky

Romp Presto review - t4toy.com Mini wands try to pack a lot of power into a smaller package, but Romp’s Presto wand doesn’t bring the magic. How a vibrator feels is subjective, but I’m not feeling quality here.

Got a new review posted today! 😁
Alas, I can’t recommend the Romp Presto… but at least it’s not terrible, right?

t4toy.com/reviews/romp...

surgery is very soon (2 weeks)!! any donations will go towards covering travel costs + bills post-op! ❤️‍🩹🏥🩻

Funzze Lip Shaped Vibrating Nipple Clamps Review - SomeQueer I’ve gotten more questions about the Funzze Lip Shaped Vibrating Nipple Clamps from anyone who has seen them than I have any other sex toy I’ve ever owned.

My review for the @funzzetoy.bsky.social Lip Shaped Vibrating Nipple Clamps is up! www.somequeer.com/funzze-lip-s... #SexToyReview

You can buy Rough Handling at a promotional price at @smashwords.bsky.social as part of their Annual Summer/Winter Sale! Find my book and many more at www.smashwords.com/shelves/prom... all month, or go right to mine! www.smashwords.com/books/view/1... #SWSale2025 #Smashwords #books #selfpublished