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@somequeer.bsky.social

30, Sex blogger, toy reviewer. Chronic pain, queer, awkward. Www.SomeQueer.com

205 Followers  |  199 Following  |  225 Posts  |  Joined: 07.11.2023  |  1.8335

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I have some good news! Thanks to everyone who placed an order over the last couple weeks, I have raised enough money to stay in business! I'm gonna keep the 55% sale, and free toy on orders over $100 going until the first of the year, but the new code is HARDTOSLAY!

19.12.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

i did this, and because i left lengthy messages it took ten minutes. If you DM me a screenshot of the call in your phone history i'll give you a code for ten percent off in my shop.

11.12.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Last 24 Hours for 20% Off!

10.12.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My Ultimate Sex Nerd Reading List You might expect a long-time sex toy reviewer to get asked about her favorite toys all the time – and I do! – but I also get asked surprisingly often about what books I recommend. I’ve been a…

NEW on the blog:
My Ultimate Sex Nerd Reading List
girlyjuice.net/my-ultimate-...

Finally compiled a list of all the books I am CONSTANTLY recommending to people, in topics ranging from sex to kink to queerness to sex toys to polyamory.

03.12.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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The Guardian (Sample) - Ollie Fox (Craft Witch)'s Ko-fi Shop A free SAMPLE of my upcoming book, The Guardian, in EPUB form. The full version will be available for $3.99 here as well as major book retailers on ...

Free sample of my upcoming book is now available! Also if anyone is interested in a free #paranormalromanc #ARC in exchange for an honest review, please reach out!

ko-fi.com/s/6d8cd7d2c1

02.12.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's that time again! I rarely run sales, so if you were thinking of picking up a copy of my books or ESPECIALLY taking a look at my Patreon, now is a great time!

Running from now til Friday: use code CM2025 for 30% off!

www.patreon.com/sleepingirl
sleepingirl.itch.io
sleepingirl.gumroad.com

01.12.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Fantasy Toy Black Friday 2025.

Fantasy Toy Black Friday 2025.

Over 40 shops indie and fantasy sex toy shops have launched or announced sales or promotions in November. If you're looking for a new fantasy dildo or other silicone toy, these are some of the best deals you'll find all year πŸ‘€

#blackfriday #cybermonday

www.fantasticfrost.com/black-friday...

27.11.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

😍 that blue looks perfect

27.11.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The BIG Sale is over but the savings continue - our entire store will remaim 20% Off through December 10th for all your last minute Holiday Needs! πŸŽ‰πŸ™Œ #dongsky

24.11.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Black Friday Starts Now - 30% Off Sitewide!πŸ“’πŸŽπŸš¨

The best deal in 2025πŸ”₯πŸ”₯, shop on πŸ‘‰Funzze.comπŸ‘ˆ, automatic code at checkout. 🏷️🏷️

Valid: Nov.20th-Dec.1st

21.11.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Womanizer Duo 2 review - t4toy.com This air-stim rabbit is almost identical to the older Duo with the same highlights and flaws. It’s a great toy in many ways, but now too expensive to wholeheartedly endorse.

Thanks to my generous sponsor HappyBed, I’ve been enjoying the Womanizer Duo 2 after my original Duo finally bit the dust outside of its 5-year warranty. But as much as I like it, the new price tag is just too damn much. Fortunately this is the best time to find it on sale.
t4toy.com/reviews/woma...

22.11.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! It absolutely is an affordable to test out interest. Appreciate you sharing!

21.11.2025 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Eggplant Vibrator Strapless Strap-on or Dual-Stimulator Review - SomeQueer When I chose the Eggplant Vibrator from Funzze I didn’t realize that it could be used as a strapless strap-on, I just thought it was for dual stimulation

Got more than I thought I was getting with this @funzzetoy.bsky.social Eggplant Vibrator www.somequeer.com/eggplant-vib... #SexToReview #Silicone #Vibrator

21.11.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Biird Gii Glow review - t4toy.com Biird’s Gii Glow is a slender g-spotter that looks and feels great, but its poor ergonomics mar an otherwise excellent experience. Still recommended, though!

Awwwww yeah!! I finally got my ability to write back!! 😁 So let’s have a look at the Biird Gii Glow β€” I took all the notes I needed for this review two months ago, yet I’ve continued using the toy since which is always a good sign. 😏
t4toy.com/reviews/biir...

17.11.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
photo of Dee's Big Daddies dildo, Big Daddy Dakota, in the left hand of Sydney Screams

photo of Dee's Big Daddies dildo, Big Daddy Dakota, in the left hand of Sydney Screams

photo of Dee's Big Daddies dildo, Big Daddy Dakota, in the left hand of Sydney Screams. Sydney is showing off the asymmetrical testicles on the dildo

photo of Dee's Big Daddies dildo, Big Daddy Dakota, in the left hand of Sydney Screams. Sydney is showing off the asymmetrical testicles on the dildo

photo of Dee's Big Daddies dildo, Big Daddy Dakota, in the left hand of Sydney Screams

photo of Dee's Big Daddies dildo, Big Daddy Dakota, in the left hand of Sydney Screams

Realistic skin tones not using cringe-y food names? βœ…
Irregular, asymmetrical dildo designs? βœ…
Mid-shaft thickness for the perfect "full" feeling? βœ…

@deesbigdaddies.bsky.social has it all!

Read my review of Big Daddy Dakota here: sydneyscreams.com/dees-big-dad...

11.11.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Not considered a β€œclassic” in the traditional sense but I suggest β€œButcher Baker Nightmare Maker”

12.11.2025 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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101 Kinky Things Even You Can Do Check out this great listen on Audible.com. An accessible and fun guide to kinky practices for everyone Everything you wanted to know about kinky practices is covered in this highly entertaining and u...

πŸ“£ BIG NEWS! πŸ“£

The audiobook for 101 KINKY THINGS EVEN YOU CAN DO, written & narrated by me, launched today!

www.audible.com/ac/101-Kinky...

It's a practical, compassionate guide that covers 101 different kinks from A to Z, complete with tips for trying each one out safely.

Hope you love it!!

11.11.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Someone thanked me for being the first (out) non-binary person they saw, which has inspired me to recognize some folks who inspired me early in my career.

Christopher Lee
PapΓ­ Coxxx
Drew DeVeaux
Tobi Hill-Meyer

Thread for more info and links to their adult work, a lasting legacy in trans history.

07.11.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Review: Honey Play Box Vibrosa What is the Honey Play Box Vibrosa? Having been in long-distance dynamics for years at a time, I am no stranger to sex toys that are remotely controllable via Bluetooth. This is one of those – and …

NEW on the blog:
Review: Honey Play Box Vibrosa
girlyjuice.net/review-honey...

A vibrator that stimulates your G-spot and A-spot simultaneously... AND can be controlled remotely via Bluetooth? Sign me up!

Click through to read my thoughts on this nifty li'l thing from @honeyplaybox.bsky.social!

06.11.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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NoFrillDo | funkittoys NoFrillDo project description and purchase page

Until food stamps resume, I'll be donating 25% of all NoFrillDo sales to my local food bank. That's $5 per series 3, $6 per series 1, and $10 per series 2. Go get a dildo and dil-do some good.

funkittoys.com/nofrilldo

04.11.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 185    πŸ” 137    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 12
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Finger Vibe 2 Funzze Review - SomeQueer The Finger Vibe 2 is Funzze’s second iteration of this model. I do not own the first version so this won’t be a comparison to that model, but simply a stand-alone review on the Finger Vibe 2’s own mer...

Really enjoy the pinpoint stimulation aspect of this, and chronic-pain friendly way of holding! www.somequeer.com/finger-vibe-... #SexToyReview #Vibrator

02.11.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Everything You Need to Know About Sex Grinders | Sydney Screams Updated 06/07/25 I know I say it every single time I post about a sex grinder, but I’m saying it again: I love grinders. I love them with or without motors, I love them with or without insertable…

sex grinders, grind pads, grinders... whatever you want to call them, I love them! and I want everyone else to love them too!

That's why I wrote "Everything You Need to Know About Sex Grinders" - to help you find grinder options that work for you ;)

26.10.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

three days left to pick one of these up!

28.10.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So. Much. CANDY CORN! When the drop has dropified and MTO system is officially online, you'll be able to order almost any model you want in our Seasonal Candy Corn Pour! πŸ˜πŸ‘»πŸŽ‰ #limitedtime #candydicks #donotnom #dongsky

07.10.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

This code is still active!

Just don't forget, you have to put a random pour Fugu (linked below) into your cart for it to work.

22.09.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Left: cover of Shared Spaces, two short horror stories by Ollie Fox. 
Right: 

A Victorian servant girl fears what might lurk in her employer's ancestral home. 

A busy grad student is convinced her modern apartment is haunted. 
 

Sometimes it's easy to feel alone in this world...but that doesn't mean we are. This bundle of two short spooky stories shows us that no matter what struggles we may have, no matter where we live, there's always someone there for us. 

Whether or not we want them there is another matter. 

Purchase $.99 via the links bellow!

Left: cover of Shared Spaces, two short horror stories by Ollie Fox. Right: A Victorian servant girl fears what might lurk in her employer's ancestral home. A busy grad student is convinced her modern apartment is haunted. Sometimes it's easy to feel alone in this world...but that doesn't mean we are. This bundle of two short spooky stories shows us that no matter what struggles we may have, no matter where we live, there's always someone there for us. Whether or not we want them there is another matter. Purchase $.99 via the links bellow!

Hey my new mini #book is officially out on all the usual platforms, including Amazon, B&N, etc. so if you're interested, it's $.99 and has two nifty short stories. #writesky #selfpublished #books #booksky #horror

You can find all purchase links here: olliefoxwrites.wordpress.com/books/#All-A...

17.09.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
A gloved hand holding a plump vaginal plug in a busy dildo-making studio. The plug, a Sensi, has a rounded head, a chubby body, and a base that's not flared enough for safe anal use.

A gloved hand holding a plump vaginal plug in a busy dildo-making studio. The plug, a Sensi, has a rounded head, a chubby body, and a base that's not flared enough for safe anal use.

The same gloved hand holding a dildo with the same shape as the vaginal plug. The dildo, a Sensia, is a smooth abstract shape with a traditional flared base.

The same gloved hand holding a dildo with the same shape as the vaginal plug. The dildo, a Sensia, is a smooth abstract shape with a traditional flared base.

From plug to dildo!

A Sensi in pearl white, vivid indigo, and shift purple; and a Sensia in pearl white, vivid indigo, and pearl pink.

Get either model in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/a/search?q=s...

16.09.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

15.09.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rose Bendable Dildo Crassie Review - SomeQueer Rose Bendable Dildo is a non-realistic dildo, while its general shape is phallic it has a flower head, vines, and leaves. It makes me think of a fae creature.

It’s been a minute since I posted a review because I had a surgery. It went well, I am recovered, and will be back to posting semi-regularly. First up is a bendable rose from Crassie.

www.somequeer.com/rose-bendabl...
#SexToyReview

15.09.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
graphic image that has a pencil sketch of a dildo behind Sydney Screams, who is holding the end product of the sketch. The graphic reads "I Designed a Dick!"

graphic image that has a pencil sketch of a dildo behind Sydney Screams, who is holding the end product of the sketch. The graphic reads "I Designed a Dick!"

Ya'll!!!! I designed a dildo!!!

A huge thanks to @ppsculptors.bsky.social and @scaledsin.bsky.social for bringing my fantasy dildo to life 😍

Watch my review here: youtu.be/qgthJVE9f2M

20.08.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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