There are 7,591 words in the U.S. Constitution.

Not one is "bible", "Jesus", "Judeo", "Christian" or "God".

Separation of church and state guarantees ALL Americans the right to practice ANY religion. Or none.

Which part of "religious freedom" is not as clear as a church bell?

Rught? We can go harder. Let us be seeing that. You don’t stop sprinting just because you can see a finish line. Let’s really send a message.

Crescent moons are wrong btw, you want ovals.

Used to make my own hackeysacks back in high school. I’d give some out, and they held up. Spent hours upon hours hand sewing them, learning the right way. I started out cutting crescent moons lol that was like half the secret. It took a lot of practice. Hard work beats talent when talents all ya got

Join the dark side and come over to my Ratbirds. We could give you career high stats.

Mina! You look great! Really enjoyed the AMA on Reddit the other day!

Clear skateboard deck tape ($12.99) on Amazon stops camera flashes and most video cameras

“Outperforms expectations” in the yearly review confirmed

Samsquanch

It might just be me but I don’t think that’s what’s important here

Do you not play madden?

Oh I had no idea. Why would someone do that? Was it on purpose? That’s really messed up.

Porygon*

Is this about the portion episode? Or what are we talking about? I enjoy Pokémon horror stories.

Get out while the getting is good, good luck and stay safe.

Al Gore warned us and all the adults at the time made fun of him.

Hope you guys still had a good time!

In the feeezing ass cold?! My college did this once and suddenly we had a bunch of sickness around campus. Can’t imagine those things were related.

Idk I just always had a thing for shield mages and the ones who kinda work against the player and not the game, you know what I mean?

If you like support roles and being a little tricky with your positioning I highly recommend. I grew up the youngest in my fam so I was always relegated to healer/support and actually really learned to love it. Like, I main Lux supp on LoL even though it’s pretty bad right now lol

honestly, it's important to acknowledge that some of the lyrics in popular music are inappropriate for children. i just heard a singer say he wanted to be "shocked" like an "electric eel." thats dangerous

Not to dodge the point, but Susan Storm has my absolute favorite kit.

More like society has driven people to all go after the same slice of pie while the rich get all the rest.

You’ll be quintessential, don’t even worry about it. All that’s missing is the fanny pack

What year is it

He clearly needs a treats before he can wake up and greets the day

Women wrestlers usin their butts against each other as weapons >>>>>>

Why don’t we call it a Chirp? Like instead of a tweet kinda thing?