The Nightwatchman

Some serious redaction action.

So this is America's Golden Age? Not impressed. 0 stars.

Image of a generic credit card next to a pile of small plastic bits of equal weight - 5 grams. At the bottom, and this is true, the text says, 'You Ingest Or Breathe This Much Plastic Every Week'.

We're gonna have to cut off his blood supply. No blood, no immortality!

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I knew he looked familiar!

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YouTube video by Phish Phish - 7/29/2015 "Birds of a Feather"

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List of people with child sex crimes associated with Trump. Text at the top reads, 'It's probably all just a series of insane coincidences. Right? Right?!' Text at the bottom says, 'Epstein is just part of the story...'

Things worth pondering...

Well, if he wants a pardon, he better get in line!

I'm a human being doing a dumb impression of a human being seeming surprised about raccoons doing dumb impressions of other raccoons, so I guess I can empathize with the raccoons.

Knives are useful tools too. Nevertheless, I don't want people stabbing me with them.

I confess I never read the whole Bible. Did I miss all the porn parts?!

If they won't do what we want then we'll pay 15% more for their products! Ha HAH!

Pedophile woman protects pedophile man. Pedophile man pardons pedophile woman. Pedophiles win again! That's probably too complicated for the MAGA morons to understand though, so they'll buy tickets on the Pedophile Express and keep the train going.

Also, WTF, Maine?! I can imagine the highway sign. 'Welcome to Maine! We're all interested in penises here!'

Apparently something happened recently that created a spike in searches for 'Trump small penis'. Huh.

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Cartoon image of Donald Trump screaming angrily at a vortex comprised of the word 'Epstein' repeated over and over. Text at the bottom says, 'Something Seems To be On Trump's Mind'.

So doctors can now refuse to treat Trump supporters? Huh, interesting.

No innocent person has ever gone to such lengths to look so guilty.

No innocent person has ever gone to such lengths to look so guilty.

No innocent person has ever gone to such lengths to look so guilty.

Apparently I'm a Michonne Anthony.

Anybody gonna mention that the cane sugar is contaminated with nanoplastics or are we just gonna pretend that's not a problem until we're all cognitively impaired from nanoplastic contamination of our brains?

As Elaine memorably said in Seinfeld, 'Fake, fake, fake, fake.'

Trump says that we're all gonna get rich as hell by paying higher taxes. Somehow there are large number of people who believe something so insanely stupid.

Apparently the GOP is now the pedo party.

When Colbert is gone, CBS will be dead to me.

Somehow I appear to have blundered into the stupidest of all timelines.