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a baby is sitting at a table and making a funny face while wearing a bib and saying `` whoa ! '' ALT: a baby is sitting at a table and making a funny face while wearing a bib and saying `` whoa ! ''

My gosh, Eileen... you have some huge, delicious tomatoes!

30.08.2025 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ

29.08.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're welcome.

28.08.2025 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The dog is an example... Focus!

That image is of a star system being created, with the star in the center and a planet orbiting it.

These images โฌ‡๏ธ are raw and are being processed so that people can see something clearer.

28.08.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right?

28.08.2025 14:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine that one of your dogs is in California and you take pictures of it from Maine. Lots of pictures, with telescopes, cameras, infrared, radio, X-rays, gamma rays... then you process the images and get a wonderful one to show here.

28.08.2025 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' . ALT: a drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' .

I donโ€™t think theyโ€™ll finish that book... Europa isnโ€™t for humans

28.08.2025 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The image showing WISPIT 2 and its disk with WISPIT 2b is not a single direct and clean photograph, but rather the result of a quite sophisticated data reduction process.

27.08.2025 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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WISPIT 2b: Exoplanet Carves Gap in Birth Disk
Image Credit: ESO, VLT, SPHERE

ยทIMAGE PROCESSING by Richelle van Capelleveen

27.08.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Astronomer Carl Sagan on astrology
YouTube video by Saganism Astronomer Carl Sagan on astrology

youtu.be/NjT89IduORs

27.08.2025 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

put your glasses on granny

27.08.2025 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

basically because it is a decentralized network

26.08.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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GAME OVER Avi Loeb...

Source : doi.org/10.5281/zeno...

26.08.2025 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Steel hissed as it carved the air.

She knew sentience was no gift, only the curse of feeling every wound, every death that pulsed around her.

Yet she did not hesitate.

Her spear rose.

#vss365 #sentient

26.08.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I repeat, in Ireland they only play at lifting beers. It's as if the Amish in your state had a hockey team ๐Ÿคฃ

Get it?

Have a nice afternoon

25.08.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We say this because we know the story and you don't.

Travel and see the world, little Timmy.

25.08.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HAHAHAHAHAHA

25.08.2025 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ireland only practises one sport: beer lifting.

You should travel more.

25.08.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you go to England, or any European country, and say, โ€˜Let's play soccerโ€™

... After laughing at you, they would tie you to a goalpost.

So zip it!

25.08.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's why they're really pathetic at playing FOOTBALL!!!!

25.08.2025 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well... you can say handball with helmet xDDDD

25.08.2025 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's FOOTBALL in Europe and all of America except the USA and Canada.

It's called that because it's played with the feet, unlike that American sport where they run around with a weird ball in their hands. ๐Ÿ˜

25.08.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, that is Hand-ball...

25.08.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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elmo and cookie monster saying do n't forget to breathe ALT: elmo and cookie monster saying do n't forget to breathe

Let see... In 1863, when the Football Association was founded, the sport began to be called association football... Where football is really played, it is called football. WHY???

Bc Foot --- Ball

Not Hand --- Ball

ok?

25.08.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WTF is Soccer?

It's Football.

American football is rugby with 80s shoulder pads and motorcycle helmets and play with hands... ffs

25.08.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a blue adidas shirt is pointing his finger at something . ALT: a man in a blue adidas shirt is pointing his finger at something .

Stop mixing everything up with politics.

Football is Football.

25.08.2025 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man talking to another man with the words you like da juice eh on the screen ALT: a man talking to another man with the words you like da juice eh on the screen

good job!

25.08.2025 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with the words mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi written on the table ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with the words mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi mimi written on the table

Rules are Rules.

Insulting someone and wishing them dead is wrong, very wrong.

24.08.2025 13:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a leopard print coat sits on a couch ALT: a man wearing a leopard print coat sits on a couch

Obvy...

24.08.2025 10:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man says that 's a chick 's movie while sitting at a table ALT: a man says that 's a chick 's movie while sitting at a table
23.08.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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