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everyone shut up for 24 hours challenge

This should’ve done numbers, and yet!

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Could you, theoretically, use the one ring as a cock ring?

a SWIFT backhand!!! Sawry!

I hate Frodo’s bitch ass 🙂‍↕️

The wind is very cartoony tonight.

It’s a fun series but maybe wait till the fourth book is out because Tracy loves a cliffhanger that leaves you gnawing on wood.

“But it’s against the law!!!”

Are you being dense on purpose?

everyone shut up for 24 hours challenge

excellent wienering, my liege

And then she asked if i would consign her book. I’m going to throw something through the wall.

Posted on threads about making $13 yesterday at the bookstore i own & i get a response “you’re living my dream!!”

Let’s stop romanticizing bookstore ownership as if it isn’t a real fucking job??? Your dream is to make $13 in 6 hours & not even get to transfer that $13 to your own bank account? Ok.

someone pointed out recently that more people were loudly angry about the TikTok ban than they are about all the shit the current administration is doing.

But the current administration has done a good job of overwhelming people into feeling helpless so that’s playing a role as well.

Nope. Let’s work on critical thinking skills. Doesn’t require rapid environmental degradation and makes you a better person. AI is not the future, it’s our death sentence.

And for my gift from him, he pays all our bills 🥰

My fiancé got nudes for Valentine’s Day. Happy heart day bitch, I’m your gift.

Editing my nudes in Lightroom so i can fix the lighting and add grain. 🙂

To make a frittata right now would be a flex of wealth.

So very tired of Congress Dems getting on social media talking about what the Republicans and Those Fucking Guys are doing at work.

You’re there!!! Start throwing bricks you cowards!

A love suden and love Gaza flag during Kendrick’s performance

The image of the night.

Having big naturals is just a lifelong journey to trying to find a bra that doesn’t make you want to kill yourself.

Whoever came up with “big naturals” must have worked in marketing

Anyway, I’m starting Parable of the Sower today.

where the fuck are the abolitionists on this app?

if i see one more liberal flipping off a trump tower i will spontaneously combust.

El0n Musk walked into a government building and grabbed a bunch of our data like a little cartoonishly evil raccoon thief, and y’all are… mad at Taylor Swift’s boyfriend?

Focus!

You could also add, in between the next ups, all the clips of you pausing/resetting or saying uhm. I’d actually laugh so hard

Make a video where it’s just the 9 1-second clips of you saying “next up” but we never find out what’s next.

Happy Mitch McConnell Fell Down the Stairs Day to all who celebrate 🫶

Today my partner told his mom that Trump is in direct contradiction with Jesus’s teachings. He gave examples, threw the book at her a bit, and she paused and then asked him to start sending her more articles because she wants to know better.

It gave me some hope today.