Gray Rodgers (that)

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When you hear Kelly Brook is going on #ImACelebrityGetMeOutOfHere 🚿

Helped someone move a 20kg weight today. Accidentally revealed I am now practical-strong and not just “gym selfie strong.” Oops. 😌

I can’t be friends with anyone who can’t be quiet for two minutes. #RememberanceDay

EN | 🔫 | A cosplay contest took place during the #TR29 convention on October 11 in England. Beautiful Lara Croft trophies were awarded! Check out Crystal Dynamics' recap of the event. ► bit.ly/47Obyzw (Official #TombRaider website)

My Instagram hit 17.4k views this month.
Still waiting for my acceptance letter from the influencer academy. 🎓📱

Progress update: I now lift things that used to lift me.

Growth isn’t linear. Except for my weights — they only go up. 📈😌

Just out here doubling my PRs and breaking machinery. Don’t worry though, I’m super humble about it. 😌 #ChillBeast

They said “push your limits,” not “push the machine’s warranty.” Oops. 😜 #OopsIDidItAgain #GymLife

Uh… this is supposed to be a children’s toy?? 👀🍌✂️ #ToyDesignFail

Watching The Eleventh Hour (2010) and chuckling at the ‘futuristic’ video call scene… 11 years later, my whole life turned into one long Zoom meeting. Raggedy Man, I blame you. 🌀💻 #doctorwho

Matthew Holness being interviewed onstage.

Rounded up the day watching an interview with Matthew Holness and observing the quantum nature of puce and aerodynamic chocolate in the raffle.

I'm headed home now but I have pages of notes and lots to think about.

#edgelit

Been to the Nene Valley Railway where #Octopussy was filmed… only to be stalked by Thomas the Tank Engine. Cinematic AND slightly terrifying.

Watched the Iranian Embassy Siege documentary last night. Let’s just say… one of the men training my uncle was on that balcony. Can’t tell you who. Some names aren’t meant for daylight.

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Didn’t expect Neverland to crash land here… but wow, that was a wild crossover moment. 🌌🪝 #AlienEarth #DisneyDeepCut

Harry Clark just got axed from #SASWhoDaresWins Winning The Traitors by lying your way to the top isn’t a life skill—it’s a moral red flag. TV that celebrates betrayal poisons everything. #CancelTheTraitors

Made a puppet for a spring festival… now someone who looks almost like it is going viral as the Ibiza Final Boss. The puppet approves—might even give it a bowl cut. 😂
#IbizaFinalBoss #PuppetVibes #ArtImitatingLife #BowlCutEnergy

Just used a Georgian antique toilet in a historic house today. It was so old and elegant I felt like I needed to write it a thank-you letter and ask its father’s permission first. 💅🚽 #GeorgianLoo #RoyalFlush

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When you overhear your niece had her first period…

The Dhampir of Siebenburgen is by Gray Rogers and is a revenge story set in old Transylvania! I'm not sure if it's an origin tale of Dracula, but it can be read that way I think.

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When you see an old school bully now has a case folder with their name on it…

The roaches are crawling from the floorboards.

Answers on a postcard

If you “knew me back then,” you knew my trauma—not me. Don’t act like you’re entitled to my growth just because you watched me suffer. #Healing #YouDontKnowMe

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Saying ‘I had a row’ instead of ‘we lost our minds and acted like toxic morons’ is the linguistic equivalent of putting a doily on a dumpster fire. #PettyDrama #EmotionalDamage #BritishProblems #ToxicElegance

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So I’ve got a hater with the most default name on Earth: Their last name should really be King. #joking #hatersgonnahate

I just had a McDonalds without knowing it was #BeefBurgerDay 🍔