Elisabeth

I have claimed the award for most awesome mom today 💪🏼🏆

Anyone else rooting for Pope Pizza Baller? Just me?

Easter still a top 5 zombie story imo

Career goals: Terrible overdramatic acting in a first aid training video.

I love how when Christians actively corner you and spout their beliefs it’s “testifying” but when a teacher casually acknowledges the existence of lgbtq+ people it’s “indoctrination” 😑

here’s a curse word free version of “look it up” as requested by countless teachers and librarians 🥰😘

That’s right I’m going “beast mode” (retiring to the magnificent library inside my French chateau in the woods so the townspeople will leave me tf alone)

It Is What It Is Jenna Raine · It Is What It Is (Sped Up) · Song · 2023

Song of the day:

Tonight’s happy brought to you by Ellie Shar-Bay 🦈❤️

I waited until Flashes dropped to kick my meta accts to the curb. This makes perfect sense and I’d rather support an individual than a conglomerate. Grateful to you for giving us options.

Smokey the Bear’s gonna check his .gov email when he’s done hibernating this year like what the fuuuuuuuck

Vibes

Palms and Sun 🌴☀️

Yes, it’s really that sad 😔

When is “billionaire on a tiny submarine” season this year again? Really looking forward to the possibilities.

Look all I want is one (1) little bookcase-accessible secret room where I can go watch murder shows and drink serotonin milkshakes with Dolly Parton and the ghost of Betty White, is that so much to ask?

Where is everyone shopping online now instead of Amazon, Walmart, Target?
#DEI

Oooh I like Noir!

Need black cat names… hit me! #cats

Auntie Mame… not b/w but I could watch it every day 😊