trickster and demimondaine

A selfie of my torso wearing a black t-shirt with “I’M COMING TO THE COTTAGE” on it in gold

oH, iS THEre a sportSbalL toNIgHt?

ai tagline "you can just build things" YOU CAN ALREADY JUST BUILD THINGS!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE A HUMAN BEING WITH A MIND AND A SOUL

Go Sounders I guess

It’s so good!!

Everyone

Yes

I feel like no one should be back flipping at the Olympics unless they personally apologize to Surya Bonaly

Impossible, you’re a spry 394

What in the world is Ashley Wagner wearing

Amber Glenn is from Plano?!

Because I don’t trust The Internet At Large with this any more, do any of you know of a good group combating sex trafficking?

I’m rooting for the Pats because it would make my family happy, but I want to donate somewhere to offset the Robert Kraft of it all.

I am also going to win, because I'm never going to wake up in the morning, stare into the empty eyes of the thing in the mirror, and realise I traded my soul and my children's world to make a small profit off slop.

Woodpeckers can commit little a federal crime, as a treat

My TV playing the Peacock Gold Zone channel, currently showing four mixed doubles curling matches, ski jumping, and the medal round in luge

Sickos dot jpeg

Generally speaking, the minute you see the word “Fabio” attached to an article about romance other than as history, you can throw the entire thing into the garbage. It’s a sneer, designed as communication from one person who thinks romance is stupid to another.

"you might stumble over a whole collective of people resisting in ways you didn't think of. There's a crew of carpenters just going around fixing kicked-in doors. There are tow truck drivers taking cars of detained people away for free...."

The New Fabio Is Claude

fuck this lady, fuck the nyt reporter, fuck all of this. fuck amazon for introducing the KU page read model that makes this possible, fuck our tech overlords.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/08/b...

man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you

One thing I’ve really appreciated in my Mel Brooks watching is how all of his movies are well under two hours - editing is an underrated skill

X is a health threat for anyone who uses it and I'm not sure there's any safe level of exposure. It's like mercury or lead, but faster acting.

Bill Ackman, for example, shows us what X toxicity does to humans at a high level. It has completely liquified his brain and hollowed out his skull.

He’s so handsome

a picture of my TV screen in the dark showing a static picture of a very soft looking gray and white cat with beautiful long white whiskers and golden eyes and a little collar with what looks like a red bow on it, the background in bokeh focus, and in a font that's not quite comic sans but ridiculously close to it in all caps in white under the cat's chin It just says CATS

LOLOL wtfff
so I get home and I flip on my TV while I'm getting cleaned up
and I see this new tab that says "FREE CAT SCREENSAVER" well holy shit nephew I'm in
so I click on it
and it has literally just been this screen for like 10 minutes and I keep laughing harder and harder every time I see it

Okay, I’ll fully love Dr. Al once she stops shilling for GenAI.

I didn’t finish bc I had to leave for pottery class, but 1) I think I love Dr. Al-Hashimi, 2) these Chalamet-looking brothers are cracking me up, 3) hello again Nurse Jesse

Astro and Wishbone on a bed looking at the camera like they’ve been caught doing something naughty

Astro and Wishbone certainly weren’t up to anything suspicious, why would you think they were

The athletes calling for a better America — or even saying they represent the best aims of America — are more truly patriotic than JD Vance could ever claim to be.

Don’t slut shame Pope Bob

Half of People Killed by Police Have a Disability: Report "Police have become the default responders to mental health calls"

Each time I've done a ride-along with the Dallas Police Department, every call has been mental health-related. You think you'll get a bank robbery or murder, but what you actually get is a guy with a machete jerking off on a highway median.

People are struggling and there are few safety nets.

Backflip (figure skating) - Wikipedia

if you, like me, were wondering when they started letting skaters do backflips again, it was 24-25 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backfli...

Clearly the second-best Ilya