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I'm into BTS and ass whooping, and BTS is FREE. she/her. https://kickthebeat.carrd.co/

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They revised "Oh, the Places You'll Go!" and it's just work, the store, and home now

13.08.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 992    πŸ” 186    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 7

hello bluesky, does anyone have LGBTQ friendly wedding photographer recommendations for raleigh north carolina???

13.08.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

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Zeff is the best dad!!

12.08.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

in my head, Wilbur's disgruntled with mama!inner dialogue sounds just like le Pine in the first nuTrek, when Spock drops his bratty ass on the ice planet and he's indignantly journalling

12.08.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mihawk also upsettingly fuckable, even with those contacts

12.08.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

this used to be the kind of thing you’d find on obscure fanfiction forums and now people just tweet it out in public for the world to see

what are we coming to, man

12.08.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 407    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1
Cleveland Press, 1957

PAGE 16

Playful Gal Socks Cop With a Ham Sandwich

MIAMI BEACH (UP)-A spirited young woman here has fulfilled her life's ambition. She threw a sandwich in the face of a policeman.

Miss Lucille Douty, 28, was haled into court this morning. She had her explanation ready for the judge:

It was worth it. I always wanted to throw something at a cop."

Patrolman Bernie Hyman was the policeman who got the ham sandwich in the face

Cleveland Press, 1957 PAGE 16 Playful Gal Socks Cop With a Ham Sandwich MIAMI BEACH (UP)-A spirited young woman here has fulfilled her life's ambition. She threw a sandwich in the face of a policeman. Miss Lucille Douty, 28, was haled into court this morning. She had her explanation ready for the judge: It was worth it. I always wanted to throw something at a cop." Patrolman Bernie Hyman was the policeman who got the ham sandwich in the face

randomly decided to look at the history of people throwing sandwiches and...

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12.08.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1057    πŸ” 260    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 47
A kitten napping on a shelf of DVDs.

A kitten napping on a shelf of DVDs.

This is why physical media is still so important.

09.08.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2676    πŸ” 740    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 14

IS IT MESSY AND BONKERS??

11.08.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

okay but that sounds amazing, PERHAPS I WILL WATCH????????

11.08.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The Horny find a way

11.08.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 5
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Something really cool from TikTok I’ve never seen before: Joan Jett in full Orioles dress practicing with the team. Does anyone have context on when this is from? My guess would be like the late 70s?

10.08.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1053    πŸ” 176    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 42

I have continued OP (I'm mid-everyone dispersed and leveling up and also mourning arc) but I decided to rewatch live action and alas, Taz Skyler still fuckable, Mackenyu's eyelashes are OUT OF CONTROL, why is this entire cast so cute

10.08.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

no gym no boobs

10.08.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

All of the penicillin in use worldwide comes from a strain of mold that was growing on a cantaloupe bought at a grocery store in Peoria, Illinois in 1942.

10.08.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3633    πŸ” 761    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 34
CLICKHOLE
LIFESTYLE
Groundbreaking Discovery:
Paleontologists Have Agreed To Start Saying That Stegosauruses Had Beautiful Singing Voices Because It's A Nice Thought And It's Not Like They're Hurting Anyone
OCTOBER 16, 2017

CLICKHOLE LIFESTYLE Groundbreaking Discovery: Paleontologists Have Agreed To Start Saying That Stegosauruses Had Beautiful Singing Voices Because It's A Nice Thought And It's Not Like They're Hurting Anyone OCTOBER 16, 2017

this is where i'm at mentally these days

09.08.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7759    πŸ” 1384    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 58

I got a flu booster today and it made me reflect on the sense of national accomplishment I felt when I drove to a public facility, waited in my car until my number was called on an app, and got my first covid jab. It's fucked the right gets to erase what a moment of technological liberation that was

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Photograph of Binch cookies.

Photograph of Binch cookies.

I went to the store and they named a cookie after you.

09.08.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

it feels like mid-September out, instead of mid-August, and I have no desire to do anything besides sit out in the breezy sunshine with this puppy baby but by god, that's what I'm gonna do

09.08.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FAME! IM GONNA LIVE FOREVER IM GONNA LEARN HOW TO FLY

09.08.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 955    πŸ” 112    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 5

walking around with damp ankles, and for what

09.08.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

visually interesting but creepy baby + mostly a lot of nuffin, no one or nothing was challenged at all

08.08.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess they’re in a pickle.

08.08.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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butlerian jihad when

08.08.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»

07.08.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are not taxing rich people enough.

06.08.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 128    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

Everything is terrible, but you can get budget-friendly true crime at my bookshop for the rest of the month...

04.08.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0