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chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams

Three colored sketches of the character Lyle from Look Outside. In the top left sketch, he is smiling excitedly. In the bottom sketch, he is blushing and grinning. In the top right sketch, the front of his cloak is open, revealing more of his mutated body.

love this bug, the Lol

#lookoutside #lookoutsidegame

STOP GIVING YOUR MONEY TO POLITICIANS, EITHER YOUR PAYIN FOR SOME ONE TO OPRESS YOU OR YOUR PAYIN THEM TO PRETEND LIKE THERE GONNA STOP OPRESSING YOU!!! FEED THE HUNGRY, HOUSE THE UNHOUSED, HELP YOUR FAMILY FREINDS AND NEIGHBORS AS MUCH AS YOU CAN AS OFTEN AS YOU CAN BUT NEVER A DIME TO A FUCKIN POLITICIAN!!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "NO MONEY FOR POLITICANS, NOT NOW NOT EVER , THERE NEVER GONNA DO WHAT WE WANT, IF I WANTED TO PAY SOMEONE TO LIE TO ME I WOULD GO BACK TO THE PSYCHIC WHO TOLD ME I SOULD STOP EATING DOG FOOD, IT TASTES FINE AND YOU DONT HAVE TO COOK IT MOTHER FUCKER " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND THEY PRINT ON THE BAG HOW MUCH ASH IS IN IT AND THERES NEVER THAT MUCH ASH SO FUCK IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

NOT NOW NOT EVER - dashare.zone ADMIN

iPhone suggesting “to kill myself” when its voice-to-text didn’t understand “treat myself”

I was texting my wife that I was having a little bit of a hard time out on my errands so I was going to treat myself to a bbq sides plate and this is what spell correct suggested when it didn’t understand “treat myself”

sorry guys i accidentally deleted the spreadsheet with the first drafts of homophobic potato chip brands and it turns out it was somehow load bearing to the entire driving system and the only guy who knows how to fix it got fired in the union busting so

Had to share this from twitter just because

Put the pronouns back in the email

2026 Primary Woke Wave

Congratulations to the Cuomo team: it takes a lot of dedication and money to lose one election twice.

I hear of big news on your world

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.

BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.

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i got married also btw

hry guys i couldnt access bsky for 2 weeks bc my phone got fucked up wats up

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BLACK TSHRIT WITH A GREAT SKELITON ON IT AND THERE THINKIN " I WOULD BE SO GOOD AT HAVING 1 MILLION DOLLAR'S " AND YOU WOULD BE TO. SO WHEN YOU WEAR THE SHIRT ITS YOU THINKIN IT BECAUSE YA GOT A SKELITEN INSIDE YOUR SELF TOO , SO THINK ABOUT THAT ,,,,ANY WAY I JUST MADE THIS SHRIT AT DASHARE.ZONE CHECK YA LATER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

NEW SHRIT AT dashare.zone
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Avatar whatacartouchebag Badge image.Badge image.Badge image.Badge image.Badge image.Badge image.Badge image.Badge image.Badge image.Badge image.Badge image.Badge image. 5d Crawling out of my hole to remind people that with this current update to Firefox (version 144) they've gone and dumped in their lot with a buncha lil AI tools, namely Perplexity as a new search engine. So if the sound of that leaves your mouth tasting of tar, here's what you want to do: In the url bar, type in about:config It'll give you a big scary warning page that you might poke holes in your browser. Good. You want to do that. Click continue. One by one, you're going to need to put each of these into the search bar in the page, not up top: browser.ml.enable browser.ml.chat.enabled extensions.ml.enabled browser.ml.linkPreview.enabled browser.tabs.groups.smart.enabled browser.tabs.groups.smart.userEnabled Each of these are gonna have a lil toggle icon on the right hand side that looks like a funky double-ended arrow. Click that and the value next to it should change to false. It all auto saves as you go. Some of these might already be set to false by default and that's peachy. The next best thing you can do for yourself is to set your default search engine to udm14 or Qwant, but for now, we're just tidying the garden a lil bit.

here's how you remove the AI from the latest Firefox update

Jordan Peterson Breaks Down in Tears After Great Owl Asks "Did You Get All That?" SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — Renowned intellectual and brave culture warrior Dr. Jordan Peterson began sobbing uncontrollably when confronted by the question, “Did you get all that?”…

Jordan Peterson Breaks Down in Tears After Great Owl Asks “Did You Get All That?”

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Opinion: I Feel Safer Knowing Kirby Owns a Gun Nintendo released new footage of Kirby: The Forgotten Land featuring the titular character displaying a new ability: the right to bear arms.

Opinion: I Feel Safer Knowing Kirby Owns a Gun

Children Skeptical of Friend’s Claim that Uncle Works for Nintendo and Is Kirby 6-year-old Brandon Miller has found himself under intense scrutiny by his peers after claiming his is Kirby.

Children Skeptical of Friend’s Claim that Uncle Works for Nintendo and Is Kirby

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A glitch may occur in Super Mario Galaxy when played on a Nintendo Switch 2 whereby Mario will get stuck in freefall in the tunnel in Gateway Galaxy. The usual failsafe that would kill Mario for falling too long does not activate here, so Mario will tumble forever and never die.

when i first moved here i definitely partied too hard a couple of times and ended up in wolstiot. wolstiot is real

A REEPER WITH A HUGE SYTHE (SWORD ON A STICK ) AND IT SAYS I WOULD BE SO GOOD AT HAVING 1 MILLION DOLLAR'S , BECUASE I WOULD BE, THE SKELATEN WOULD BE, THE ONE IN THE PIC, WOULD BE GOOD AT IT, MONEY IS WASTED ON THE RICH - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

RETWEET IF YOU WOULD BE TO - dashare.zone ADMIN

Nintendo Reveals How Diddy Kongs Are Made KYOTO, Japan — Diddy Kongs are not conceived through conventional intercourse, a fact announced by Nintendo while promoting their upcoming title, “Donkey Kong Bananza.”  “Diddy…

Nintendo Reveals How Diddy Kongs Are Made

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"CHANGING THE WORLD" spoken by Warden Deadlock. smoking his Alchemical Flask.

Paypal is now playing harder ball on artists, going after anyone even mentioning commissions.

Artists, send invoices. That way, no one has to say what the money is for on Paypal's paper trail.

Customers, SAY NOTHING about commissions. Just say "thanks" on donos.

Everyone: INCREASE THE CALLS.