Henry_the_Hippo

My scales are trying to tell me something - all I hear is "get off, I wiegh only 1 at a time" 👍

That's your diet stuffed then 😂

For me, I'd wish it was sunday - out in the car tomorroe so it will need refilling, 3 hours free charge would have been nice

Racist, learning from Dictator Trump's rules

The Daily Fail will be blaming the migrants who have come over in the small boats !

You and me both !

Nan nap ? something birdie junior not telling us ?

@hignfy.bsky.social You guys should get Steve Harvey on the show, the laughs will be epic - mind you, you might need sunglasses with his suits !

YouTube video by Christopher Baker The Birdie Song (1981) - The Tweets

At least it's not this

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To be honest I trust Lord Heseltine far more than Farage's Freak Show

In slang terms she kicked the bouquet 🪣💐

I'll give you a starter, olive oil is made from olives, cod liver oil comes from cod's livers, why are they not telling us about baby oil ?

Have the thermals ready !

Meanwhile 'enjoying' a wet, grey day in Berkshire !

Teenager shot dead 'after being mistaken for a squirrel' Carson Ryan is said to have been accidentally shot in the back of the head while hunting squirrels in Iowa. An investigation is under way.

One question folks !

Just HOW BIG are squirrels in Iowa ?

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And they have had ample time to move it zillions of times to hide it

According to the beeb it is not £122 million, it's £122 million + interest !
Anyone wanna buy a 2nd hand yacht ?

Of course, now be a good birdie and ENJOY that holiday !

It's not your fault Birdie

@birdfeed1.bsky.social Have a good, well deserved holiday !

Does anyone know if Just Eat can deliver Boston Baked Duck or Thameside Fried Swan ?

I've go the Reford munchies !

‘Joanne has roasted Royal Park Swan in a Boston Duck infused sauce served on a bed of fresh paracetamol…’

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Donald Trump announces that paracetamol can be very effective for treating outbreaks of people discussing the Epstein files.

I thought you would like it

YouTube video by philboboggins Blaster Bates the naming of knicker brook.

and rightup @frizzbomb.bsky.social 's street youtu.be/ejHT9olA_Uo?...

YouTube video by BBC Archive 1974: The Explosive World of "Blaster" Bates | Look Stranger | Weird and Wonderful | BBC Archive

For a little light relief !
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Your jeweller has done a cracking job 👍

Could always start with deporting Ms Laure Ferrari