My scales are trying to tell me something - all I hear is "get off, I wiegh only 1 at a time" 👍
24.10.2025 13:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@henry-the-hippo.bsky.social
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My scales are trying to tell me something - all I hear is "get off, I wiegh only 1 at a time" 👍
24.10.2025 13:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's your diet stuffed then 😂
24.10.2025 12:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0For me, I'd wish it was sunday - out in the car tomorroe so it will need refilling, 3 hours free charge would have been nice
24.10.2025 12:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Racist, learning from Dictator Trump's rules
22.10.2025 07:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Daily Fail will be blaming the migrants who have come over in the small boats !
21.10.2025 07:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You and me both !
20.10.2025 16:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nan nap ? something birdie junior not telling us ?
20.10.2025 16:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@hignfy.bsky.social You guys should get Steve Harvey on the show, the laughs will be epic - mind you, you might need sunglasses with his suits !
13.10.2025 21:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0At least it's not this
youtu.be/ESViOhqRdlE?...
To be honest I trust Lord Heseltine far more than Farage's Freak Show
08.10.2025 12:45 — 👍 42 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In slang terms she kicked the bouquet 🪣💐
04.10.2025 13:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'll give you a starter, olive oil is made from olives, cod liver oil comes from cod's livers, why are they not telling us about baby oil ?
04.10.2025 08:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Have the thermals ready !
03.10.2025 10:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Meanwhile 'enjoying' a wet, grey day in Berkshire !
03.10.2025 10:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0One question folks !
Just HOW BIG are squirrels in Iowa ?
news.sky.com/story/teenag...
And they have had ample time to move it zillions of times to hide it
01.10.2025 13:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0According to the beeb it is not £122 million, it's £122 million + interest !
Anyone wanna buy a 2nd hand yacht ?
Of course, now be a good birdie and ENJOY that holiday !
30.09.2025 21:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's not your fault Birdie
30.09.2025 21:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@birdfeed1.bsky.social Have a good, well deserved holiday !
28.09.2025 08:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Does anyone know if Just Eat can deliver Boston Baked Duck or Thameside Fried Swan ?
I've go the Reford munchies !
‘Joanne has roasted Royal Park Swan in a Boston Duck infused sauce served on a bed of fresh paracetamol…’
25.09.2025 07:32 — 👍 871 🔁 214 💬 59 📌 11Donald Trump announces that paracetamol can be very effective for treating outbreaks of people discussing the Epstein files.
23.09.2025 07:25 — 👍 547 🔁 133 💬 10 📌 4I thought you would like it
23.09.2025 17:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0and rightup @frizzbomb.bsky.social 's street youtu.be/ejHT9olA_Uo?...
23.09.2025 16:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0For a little light relief !
youtu.be/O-gt7QzUy5M?...
Your jeweller has done a cracking job 👍
22.09.2025 16:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Could always start with deporting Ms Laure Ferrari
22.09.2025 10:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0