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Steve Janowski

@stevejanowski.bsky.social

Bassist, Computer Guy, doesn’t wear pants.

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Latest posts by stevejanowski.bsky.social on Bluesky

I feel very pleased with myself because I don’t know who any of those people are. Probably dicks.

20.02.2025 00:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hey now, what did Mars ever do to you?

09.02.2025 02:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My dinner counts as a salad because it has an olive in it.🍸

07.02.2025 22:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, I was PRETTY sure.

06.02.2025 19:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The current occupant would appear the be the source of your woes. Not voting for him seems like it would have been a good idea, in retrospect.
I am not assuming whom you voted for, though.
(SARCASM)

06.02.2025 19:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

06.02.2025 19:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I guess you should’ve voted for the other one, then.😏

06.02.2025 19:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Swastiplanes

06.02.2025 02:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Apparently the Grateful Dead are best listened to that way…🤔

06.02.2025 02:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Show us your birth certificate!

04.02.2025 22:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Where is his birth certificate, anyway?🤔

04.02.2025 19:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Does the job come with a hat?🤔

03.02.2025 23:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I that that you can do that in a rice cooker…🤔

03.02.2025 05:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You won the tortillottery!

03.02.2025 01:55 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It makes it easier to ignore the hairballs.

02.02.2025 04:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s a PCI violation. The credit card companies should levy a huge fine against the person in charge.

02.02.2025 04:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🎶S.A.T.U.R.D.A.Y. Night!🎶

02.02.2025 03:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I used to eat a baguette every day without putting on weight, when I was commuting 26 miles each way on my bicycle…🤔

02.02.2025 03:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Or kick out Canadian teams from the NHL. Who ever let them in in the first place?

(Yes, that is sarcasm.)

02.02.2025 02:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is Kung-Fu Girl from Oregon or Washington? I can’t remember (although there are some fine wines from here in California as well)…🤔

02.02.2025 02:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BLOAT - Bacon, Lettuce, Onion, Avocado, and Tomato

01.02.2025 21:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You better put that phone in the microwave. It appears to have been infested with evil.

01.02.2025 21:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think that was a post about melon husk from here that ended up on Goggle somehow.

01.02.2025 21:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Screenshot of a Google search for bluesky

Screenshot of a Google search for bluesky

01.02.2025 21:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Three strikes. Out.

31.01.2025 23:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So he’s a Migroid.

31.01.2025 23:14 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He was impeached. Twice.

31.01.2025 05:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

But how would you phrase that so it spells DEI? Dyed Evil Ingrates?🤔

30.01.2025 00:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Only if they mince him into tiny bits and sprinkle them over the top.

30.01.2025 00:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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29.01.2025 13:43 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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