thelastmelon 🏳️‍⚧️ (🎮: DRAGON AGE: VEILGUARD)

not me throwing out my drink before going into the graduation venue, and then finding out they don’t actually care

controversially I think it’s really cool when wrestlers do flips

I love when black cats lie in the sun and you can see a little bit of brown like they're being toasted

WHAT IF the food dish of a CAT was TAKEN AWAY so that it could be cleaned but that meant the dish was GONE for whole MINUTES

I had an interview for a summer job, and fuck, it felt unreal seeing The Progress Pride Flag everywhere, along with an “everyone is welcome here” sign with explicitly trans colors. Crazy how quickly “allies” disappear once the veil is down.

i fucking love hitman speedrunners because they're goofy little goobers breaking their games and having a fun time doing it right up until they lock in and become complete sociopaths for 2 minutes and 43 seconds and then they go "wow, that was so fun :D"

I’m playing Kingdom Come Deliverance, and wondering if this is what it’s like being average-looking white dude? Like can you just walk into rooms, while older white people nod and go, “what a good lad”.

Picture of Jerry, the mouse from “Tom and Jerry” covering his mouth while crying.

Shadowheart was my Tav’s ride or die, and the tender hug they gave each other when they reunited was just

One of my favorite things about Baldur’s Gate 3 is being able to show physical affection in platonic relationships, and not just in romances! Like please, let me hug my friends and tell them I love them!

A screenshot from the epilogue of Baldur’s Gate. A custom Tav half-elf with red hair, golden skin, and a fabulous mustache is pictured kissing Gale.

A screenshot from the epilogue of Baldur’s Gate 3. A custom half-elf Tav with smoky eyeliner, red hair, and a fabulous mustache is pictured smiling at Gale.

Finished Baldur’s Gate - it’s such a bittersweet feeling. Gale and my Tav became the cutest husbands.

I need to draw some fanart of these two doing domestic things, like arguing over building IKEA furniture.

Raphael from Baldurs Gate 3, edited to have dramatic, faux eyelashes. Hands with long, coffin-ombré acrylic nails are badly photoshopped as “his claws”.

“now down here come the claws”

…just dropping the full version here.

almost made it to vacation without getting sick, despite rsv, pneumonia, and the flu barreling through our classroom

I don’t know, but am oddly compelled to say “on my way”

He died as he lived, clicking “Forgot password,” then checking his inbox for a code, then putting in that code, then setting up two-step verification, and then waiting for the text message that doesn’t come, and then calling the 800 number, and then downloading an authenticator app, and dying.

Screenshot of possessed King Theoden from Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. His blue eyes are glazed over - his skin is crusty. His beard is overgrown and scraggly.

when people write that someone has “sleep in their eyes”, this is what i picture

Somehow that makes it even better. 💀💀

As the owner of a cat named Orange Cassidy (and also as someone who grew up in CT), I have an immense need to visit this place.

Finished my Organismal Biology final today, thank freaking god I’m done with that class. Now just one semester to go until grad school. ✌️

A photo from the point of view someone sitting on a couch with a small orange cat cuddled up to their side.

I would literally die for this little orange weirdo

I feel this. My goddamn internet provider keeps saying they’ve changed my name everywhere, but still get the whole dead name in the emails and mail a year later 😔✌️

I know there’s still a bit of farming there, but Rune Factory 4 is incredible!

Yes! Appreciating a character and their writing ≠ endorsing their actions.

A Latinx man with short hair, glasses, and a succulent-themed tattoo on his forearm sitting on a wicker chair on a porch. The porch is connected to a pastel yellow, concrete house, surrounded by large banana leaves and other tropical vegetation. The location pictured is the west coast mountains of Puerto Rico.

Was looking at some pictures from almost two years ago, and I miss having a jawline

A black cat manspreading and sitting propped up lazily on a bed, looking like somebody’s dad. His eyes are wide like he just remembered something crucial.

why he sitting like that

A “self-portrait” made using makowka’s piccrew. It features a tired looking Latinx dude with short black hair and brown eyes. He has circular wire-framed glasses, pierced ears, and a septum ring. The background is split in half, with the left side featuring the trans flag, and the right being teal.

my piccrew looks appropriately tired, i think

everybody got that one trans masc friend whos always saying “thats valid”

It’s a great time to get into BG3, since they’ve added so much since the release. Not sure if you’re an DA: Origins fan, but it’s really got that same magic imo!

And I’m gonna jump in and do it. New island lfg ✌️

I’m trying to finish BG3 today! I have also been getting the urge to restart my ACNH island (my character still has a fem name), but I have so many of my favorite villagers. 🥲