Boy Praxis

Actual question for the Anime Fans of a certain age: What the fuck even was Wolf's Rain? Was it just vibes? Why were we so OBSESSED?

It also comes with ALL of the UX hell of forcing your users to use some sort of password manager.

After spending MONTHS trying desperately to explain Passkeys to product I have cracked the code: "The only thing a passkey can guarantee is the cryptographic equivalent of ensuring someone has used a password manager of some sort to generate an unguessable unique password for your website."

"Is there anywhere else I can assist you in reading the documentation?" is today's public corporate take down courtesy of yours truly.

You know, reading this and other posts about my solo sadomaso scenes I start to see why *some* tops be a little scared of me. Lol.

A fairly surprising number of woof.group members *could* identify the exact ... meditation because I've seen them in the right discord server. 😈

Lying in a fetal position on the floor for a half hour afterwards trying to understand how I was so stoned I'd forgotten how to open my eyes and wondering if I even had physical legs anymore...is only funny in hindsight.

That said, holding hero pose on a Wreckoner 110 while listening to some...guided meditations on the need to serve and remain perfectly still while the last inch of it worked it's way into me ever. So. Slowly. For 45ish minutes was...an experience.

Hi hello. I really did do this thing Monday night on total accident but like the warning about valium and drinking is actually about forgetting you took a valium and doing ANY other CNS depressant.

I am so over pissing y'all.

Also this exchange:

Me: "Leaving your scruff on at work is brave."

Co-worker: "YOU ARE WEARING RED LEATHER SUSPENDEDS AND A FFAÜSTEN BALL CAP!?"

Monthly reminder that the most ridiculous part of corporate office culture is trying to go to the fucking bathroom. @.@

Door Dash out in the Atlanta Exurbs is a wild time.

My only and most effective argument against "homosexuality is a choice" is literally "who would CHOOSE men!?"

It's called a chastity cage Kevin. Stop stalking me into the bathroom trying to figure out if I'm a trans guy.

@kvetch.gay that's just sniffies tho?

🎶 HE WANTED LOVE
I TASTE OF BLOOD 🎶

I do love that my edgelord emo tendencies in childhood just carried over with extra horny into adulthood.

Also I need everyone to understand that my "walk into a room theme" shifts constantly between the following four songs:

* Whore by In This Moment
* Blood by In This Moment
* Love Like Winter by AFI
* Brand New Bitch by Cobra

NO WAIT I JUST SAW THE EXAMPLE THIS IS JUST FUCKING SAML ASSERTIONS ALL THE FUCK OVER LMAO WHAT THE FUCK

Digging into W3C Verifiable Credentials and now looking at JSON-LD and Linked Data Proofs and I just read the word "canonicalization" and we are RIGHT the fuck back at XML DSig and now I'm just plain pissed.

[Butt Bottom TMI]

This is also why while logging your food is very important to keep tabs on your intake, getting super obsessed about getting it right to the tenth of a gram is just giving yourself an eating disorder.

[Butt Bottom TMI]

I love when you specifically start chewing your food really well because you were cleaning out and had the "OMG is that an entire almond sliver from this morning?" moment. Another food that is CRAZILY immune to digestion I just found out about recently are BLUEBERRIES.

Today's "Nah y'all make me be in the office I'mma *be* in the office" song I blasted as I rolled down my window to badge into the garage was "Instructions" by Regina Hardon.

Dudes be into stuff.

@Frank_NL Heeee. We do! I just like to joke about the internal paradox in my head here. 🤣

Relevant because it just happened: I don't even let food delivery come up to my room. I go down to the lobby to pick it up. 🤣

@aphyr I am so sorry. I've got a few people in my orbit that are teetering on the edge and THAT is hard enough to watch.

@kvetch.gay Also the only way to properly get various beans without 500mg of sodium per serving. @.@

Me looking at the sloppy pile of toys on a puppy pad whilst screwing the top back on his poppers: "Ok but like this is a problem for Tomorrow Morning David not Just Hit The Penjamin Twice and Fucked Himself Till A Noise Complaint David."