Those pre-match nerves, happy celebrations, sad defeats, funny clips, moments of awe....
....it's all pointless if the cartel makes sure you'll never reach that mountaintop.
If the joy doesn't last long, then there's nothing left to care for.
@fplmarc.bsky.social
#FPL broadcaster (+ writer) for Fantasy Football Scout @ffscoutfpl.bsky.social Based in Newcastle
Those pre-match nerves, happy celebrations, sad defeats, funny clips, moments of awe....
....it's all pointless if the cartel makes sure you'll never reach that mountaintop.
If the joy doesn't last long, then there's nothing left to care for.
Isak has basically taken one of the greatest days of my life + made it unwatchable within months
His behaviour has been deplorable, as has Liverpool's, but we HAVE to keep him here
Otherwise, I'm done with football (outside of work hours)
Because what's even the point of the happy moments?
Alexander Isak's antics have been disgusting, by the way.
If it wasn't Liverpool, I'd be open to the £150m sale. But them.... why do all this for them?!?!
He should aim higher.
My problem with a GW13 Wildcard is that this supposedly long-term reset will then use two transfers by GW15, in order to make the most of receiving five for GW16.
Won't it feel a bit wasted? #FPL
Unless I'm missing something obvious....
'Not exactly Sesko Value' is my version of Three-O Walcott.
So if newspapers want to buy this headline off me, please drop a message 👍🤣
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Safe managers like starting the #FPL squad with:
- highly-owned players
- coverage of many price points
Looking at all those over 20%, this costs £100.0m....
(Fernandes, Rogers + Colwill are close to fitting)
Safe managers like starting the #FPL squad with:
- highly-owned players
- coverage of many price points
Looking at all those over 20%, this costs £100.0m....
(Fernandes, Rogers + Colwill are close to fitting)
The thought of Sunderland being part of FPL next season terrifies me.
But everyone else in the Championship is AWFUL.
The price of this signing is less Sesko Value and more Sesko F&F
05.08.2025 19:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And this is my #FPL midfield shortlist, checking out their DefCons per 90, xGI per 90 + early fixtures.
03.08.2025 14:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He seems to be Chelsea's first-choice winger, while the other spot is up for grabs.
The % of Palmer is scary, though.
Who are the best #FPL defenders to begin with?
I’ve picked out some nailed-on starters from the most reliable team defences
A few have good DefCons per 90, promising xGI per 90 + strong fixtures
- Senesi
- Tarkowski
- Neco Williams
- Pinnock
As we await..... #FPL
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Newcastle's summer is deep into farcical territory.
Pipped to so many players, they're even going to miss out on the Trafford that's basically been done for 12 months.
This needs to be a huge summer + it's becoming the complete opposite. Time to worry? #NUFC
🔥NEW VIDEO - NEW SIGNINGS! @fplstonecutters.bsky.social joins me to discuss eight intriguing summer #PremierLeague moves, including #Elanga and #Madueke #FPL #FPLCommunity
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NEW VIDEO!
@fplstonecutters.bsky.social joins me to chat about six intriguing new transfers confirmed ahead of the new #fpl season.
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#fplcommunity
✅ Mohammed Kudus - Scouted
⚒️ History
⚒️ Underlying stats
⚒️ Fitting in at #THFC
⚒️ FPL potential
Everything you need to know ⤵️
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Sam and I spoke about Kudus to Spurs last week, before it became fashionable to 😂
youtu.be/voc3Z8dsNM4?...
Muting the words Tottenham, Spurs, Ange and Postecoglou isn't particularly working.
21.05.2025 23:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Coventry were horrific there - out of ideas in attack, totally aimless.
While their defence was full of errors.
Will be crushed if the mackems get promoted but I guess it's down to Sheff Utd. Can they be trusted?
Danny Welbeck has scored more Premier League goals in his illustrious career against West Ham than any other opponent
@ffscoutfpl.bsky.social say that is a reason to name Dat Guy in your #FPL squad as Brighton prepare to welcome Glow Up Graham and his not-so-happy-Hammers to the Amex #BHAFC
Another year, another rubbish #FPL Bench Boost.
Why does this chip even exist?
Picking 7 defensive assets in this time of barely any clean sheets. None of them have exceeded 2pts, by the way 😂
Time to break our silence.
Yes, we did know about Saka's benching.
Yes, we did tell notable content creators.
We also instructed Daniel Munoz to score.
That's how we roll.... #FPL #thecartel
Early return for us last night, with E Fernandez duly obliging with a goal.
Hoping for more successes in #gw31 #fpl
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Enzo.... just like @fpljoe.bsky.social and I keep discussing on Goals Imminent
03.04.2025 20:10 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Excited
Nervous
Scared
Optimistic
Pessimistic
Love
Heartbreak
Feeling all the emotions today #NUFC
Taking the much-cherished advice of @fpljoe.bsky.social, I'm trying to stay off #FPL Twitter tonight.
Otherwise there'll be extreme Haaland + Fernandes FOMO 😂
Is it calmer here? We love Evanilson here, right?
Free Hit 29 + Wildcard 31 is an interesting combo that I've not seen.
Those who didn't use a GW28 transfer can roll GW30's + collect 5 by GW34.
1) GW28 - done
2) GW30
3) GW32 - have just used WC
4) GW33 - have just used WC
5) GW34 - time for a mini overhaul
To those needing to Wildcard early, we know bits about Big Blank 34:
- Salah, LIV DEF, Palmer, Isak, Livramento, NEW MID will have a match
- Cup QF guarantees either Munoz/Robinson
- Cup QF guarantees either Bowen/Mbeumo
- The Sels/Areola combo gives a goalie
....so there's 9 players already!
To those needing to Wildcard early, we know bits about Big Blank 34:
- Salah, LIV DEF, Palmer, Isak, Livramento, NEW MID will have a match
- Cup QF guarantees either Munoz/Robinson
- Cup QF guarantees either Bowen/Mbeumo
- The Sels/Areola combo gives a goalie
....so there's 9 players already!