Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait
Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait http://theonion.com/family-enters-crisis-talks-after-learning-restaurant-ha-1819577952/
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Unpopular Opinion: Nick Bujnak
16.11.2025 17:10 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Donβt know the context, but yeah
15.11.2025 07:52 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
We all got that one homie that is literally Frankensteinβs monster (2025)
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Sheβs no Stranger to my Thing. Season 5.
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Bubble blowing baby
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Oh thatβs gore of my dominant hand
11.11.2025 20:16 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Mid ass movie tbh
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Whenβs the last time you cleaned your gaming chair
06.11.2025 17:24 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Glass of water when you woke up super thirsty trip simulation (HD visualization)
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Let it be known. I was much larger tha these men. But why did they say that when I took a regular amount of time.
31.10.2025 03:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Heard maricon when I was taking too long on the leg curl machine today from some Spanish speaking dudes. Can I get some Fs in the replys
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How it feels to deauth every device on my familyβs WiFi so that I can download the Battlefield 6 update faster
29.10.2025 13:25 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Diet soda is out, NorthernLion said so
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Thinking Iβm gonna get really into manspreading lmk what you all think
27.10.2025 04:31 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Nick Bujnak move
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MPREGMAFIA
26.10.2025 03:45 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Nick tonight
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IsraelGPT, undiversify his investment portfolio NOW!
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Respectfully Kolby, cook.
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phewβ¦ it was only a dreamβ¦
there is no βweekendββ¦ there is only shareholder valueβ¦
now get in there and open up excelβ¦
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Please man just one hit
19.10.2025 04:21 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Tattoo artists when you walk into the tattoo parlor for a tattoo
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TikTok is gentrifying Fuck My Fucking Chungus Life
16.10.2025 20:53 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Superman when he trys to X-ray vision Will but his blood lead level is 32ug/dL
16.10.2025 15:00 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hey bad morning, I made you sumthin!
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Ethanβs having a bad day :/
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Virginity is a mindset. And yuo just pissed off the wrong virgin π‘
08.10.2025 19:54 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Insufferable Final Boss
06.10.2025 12:27 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
@Matcarv.bsky.social Stan account :)
Just postin through it
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