caleb

i'm trying to play this from memory for the first time in years, and i think i'm feeling something similar to what that little girl trying to sing Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You" must have been feeling

A black and white drawing by noonillustrations on Instagram showing two panels of an isopod on the left the isopod is open on the right the isopod is rolled up. Underneath the panels, associated with each one, text says, “fuck it we ball“

Mood, by noonsillustrations on IG.

not rinsing your tomato sauce-centric dishes is certifiable behavior, to be completely frank about it

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

idk i just need them to get someone else in the branding department

y'all know how pissed i'd be as a patient if i had to go to the pharmacy window to ask for my — literally — "Ebglyss" every month?..

We are finally getting away from woke science and embracing a health care system based on spells and omens

"Cankles McTacotits" is a real thing i heard someone use in reference to Tonald Drump just now

i think i've clocked the tea: it's her jeans

i can't quite put my finger on it, but something about Sydney Sweeney gives me severe bad-attitude vibes.. like, in the way that your Gated-Neighborhood Lexus-Mom Cousin's best friend that you met once as as a sophomore in high school had a bad attitude, you know?

for what it's worth: if you're in crisis or just want a human to talk to, my DMs are so very open.

pls don't spend your darkest Hour with a robot :(

this was a wrenching read

this is so stupid 😭 thank you

every GET response is just 38 molecules of adenosine triphosphate

"original sin" is a funny way to say "Artist's intent," what with all the omniscience and such

You told me you got a raspberry pie and I show up and it's little fucking computer?

i'm inclined to agree, and i also don't think the two are mutually exclusive: programming is both linguistics and math, all at once.

that said, i think we'd be remiss not to acknowledge that, at a certain level of abstraction, the math can certainly begin to *feel* less salient than the language.

what a treat!

you know what? i'm glad we don't call him Meth Damon anymore

Both sides of a conflict are calling each other evil and corrupt, rendering me, a humble journalist, helpless to discern the truth. Best I can do is let you know that both sides are in fact saying those things. Hope this helps

but first... allow me to destroy your gallery.

pray tell, where may i find one of these $62k/yr jobs?

$30 per hour. be so f*cking for real babe.

ankles? snapped at the mere thought.

anyway, this is the guy who, in that positively delicious treasure trove of leaked messages, said he admired the Missouri Young R*p*blic*ns because — and I quote — "Missouri doesn't like fags."

oh... sweetie honey mama babygirl kween sis.......... we'll be here when you decide to love yourself.

if i come over to your house and you don't have a little emotional support couch pillow for me to glom onto, just know that it's strike one

a whole 9 months cooking up a baby in our ute' and we're naming it Elsbeth? yeah right

i wanna log out of All This so bad

getting newly acquainted with a programming language is so silly 100% of the time.

like, the Quick Start guide for the most essential tool in the ecosystem will say, "We recommend using `wig` for dependency management, rather than the older, now-deprecated `weave`," and all you have are questions

certainly. and, what's more, i'd say we're all doing so while listening to toni colette's voice narrating as much.