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Hey I'm some kinda weeb God's favorite Catboi Possibly drunk I love anime (particularly 70s - 90s) Gamer - Monster Hunter franchise is prob my fave Idk - other info pending I love you all!

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Theyre putting chemicals in the water that turned my straightors into gaytors 🐊

17.01.2026 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rockstar Whipped was okay, but I prefer Rockstar Nae-Nae

17.01.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rohirrim? You are Ro-heard!

17.01.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kiss

05.01.2026 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 780    πŸ” 195    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1
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To everyone who can openly declare that they are transgender,
and to everyone who cannot yet come out to those around themπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

The world has not yet fully seen the dawn, but let’s continue to support one another.
Chiitan is here with everyone’s hearts.
Everyone is beautifulβ™‘

31.12.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5500    πŸ” 1544    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 37
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taking the offer?

26.12.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 661    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0
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Giving SAMI her gift~ 🎁🧼

22.12.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1589    πŸ” 187    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 2
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SAMI says: Yar har πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ

12.12.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 998    πŸ” 144    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 1
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Hello

08.11.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 248    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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Panel 1: A tiny fairy godmother from Cinderella is hovering in the air pointing her wand at a carriage in the background, with a teal primary color and gold trim. The general shape and decoration of the carriage seem to have a "rat" motif. The fair godmother says "Okay Cinderella, just to be TOTALLY CLEAR ... At the stroke of midnight, this magical carriage WILL turn back into a giant rat." 

Panel 2: Cinderella, in her classic blue dress and blue headband, clasps her hands together in worry looking up at the fairy godmother, saying "OH NO!! Heaven forbid the PRINCE lays his eye on such vileness!"

Panel 3: The prince looks on as she's riding away on a giant rat into the moonlight, having dropped one of her dirty-ass sneakers in his courtyard. The prince is Shen also.

Panel 4: The prince says "that was really hot how she rode away on a giant rat."

Panel 1: A tiny fairy godmother from Cinderella is hovering in the air pointing her wand at a carriage in the background, with a teal primary color and gold trim. The general shape and decoration of the carriage seem to have a "rat" motif. The fair godmother says "Okay Cinderella, just to be TOTALLY CLEAR ... At the stroke of midnight, this magical carriage WILL turn back into a giant rat." Panel 2: Cinderella, in her classic blue dress and blue headband, clasps her hands together in worry looking up at the fairy godmother, saying "OH NO!! Heaven forbid the PRINCE lays his eye on such vileness!" Panel 3: The prince looks on as she's riding away on a giant rat into the moonlight, having dropped one of her dirty-ass sneakers in his courtyard. The prince is Shen also. Panel 4: The prince says "that was really hot how she rode away on a giant rat."

07.10.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5013    πŸ” 723    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 8
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Everyone has the right to love and be loved, regardless of gender.
No one can infringe on the ability to express love
Something so simple has become complicated in our world
Let's all raise our voices to solve this problem and create a world where we can express love freely and openly.
we have loveβ™‘

27.09.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 8096    πŸ” 2334    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 37

Ey nice the pilot dropped?! That'll be cool to see animated, my understanding of homestuck is pretty vague lol

28.09.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's beer friday

27.09.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 189    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2
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24.09.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I just realized I should've done fishbones
#sabart #samekosaba

15.09.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 259    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Insanely cute

05.08.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
i meet art spiegelman, author of Maus.

 β€œoh, hey Art Spiegelman” i say.

art spiegelman, drawn in his anthropomorphized mouse fashion, says β€œoy, twink boychik, ive finished a new book, a real gesamtkunswek about the war and my father i tell ya”

he hands me a copy of the complete Maus, β€œi call it 'Maus'” he says.

β€œoh wow, Art” i utter, stunned.

β€œthe swastika is like... a literal nazi symbol...
i think i have to block you dude...”

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i meet art spiegelman, author of Maus. β€œoh, hey Art Spiegelman” i say. art spiegelman, drawn in his anthropomorphized mouse fashion, says β€œoy, twink boychik, ive finished a new book, a real gesamtkunswek about the war and my father i tell ya” he hands me a copy of the complete Maus, β€œi call it 'Maus'” he says. β€œoh wow, Art” i utter, stunned. β€œthe swastika is like... a literal nazi symbol... i think i have to block you dude...” END

26.06.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6429    πŸ” 1391    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 29
A brown-haired woman is retrieving clothing from her dresser. Her partner, a black-haired woman with bangs asks her "are we in a typical lesbian relationship?" As the brown-haired woman extracts a green shirt from the dresser, she asks rhetorically "pfft, what even IS a typical lesbian relationship.?" The black-haired woman says "yeah, you're right, there's no such thing" as she puts on her round glasses. Her partner, now fully dressed comes up to her revealing they have accidentally put on clothing that makes them resemble Marcie and Peppermint Patty from Peanuts.

A brown-haired woman is retrieving clothing from her dresser. Her partner, a black-haired woman with bangs asks her "are we in a typical lesbian relationship?" As the brown-haired woman extracts a green shirt from the dresser, she asks rhetorically "pfft, what even IS a typical lesbian relationship.?" The black-haired woman says "yeah, you're right, there's no such thing" as she puts on her round glasses. Her partner, now fully dressed comes up to her revealing they have accidentally put on clothing that makes them resemble Marcie and Peppermint Patty from Peanuts.

07.06.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 15931    πŸ” 2168    πŸ’¬ 131    πŸ“Œ 50
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For a brief moment, Miyus drive to flee from me is overpowered by her drive to consume mealworm

05.06.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Braids are cute too C:
#gawrt

27.05.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Sailor Moon smokes a cig and angrily complaints to Sailor Mercury "I'm burnt out, man. I'm fighting evil by moonlight... I'm winning love by daylight. I'm on no sleep! Something's gotta give!"

Sailor Moon smokes a cig and angrily complaints to Sailor Mercury "I'm burnt out, man. I'm fighting evil by moonlight... I'm winning love by daylight. I'm on no sleep! Something's gotta give!"

17.04.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 7557    πŸ” 1295    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 38
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12.04.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 125    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Inis gyatt

#inislein πŸ₯
#vtuber

17.10.2024 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Troublemaker
#gawrt #hololive

31.03.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 139    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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