Seriously, I've been feeling a bit guilty every time I asked someone if they tried to turn it off and on again.
09.11.2025 04:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@olafdf.bsky.social
Three upside-down TikTok users in a trench coat, posing as a demi-male, demi-German, demi-academic boomer in the wonderful land of Oz. they/he
Seriously, I've been feeling a bit guilty every time I asked someone if they tried to turn it off and on again.
09.11.2025 04:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today I learned that Graham Lineham wrote and directed The IT Crowd, the only TV show I ever bought a box set of and later threw in the garbage because I wanted no part in anyone exposing themselves to such vile bigotry. Back then, I had no idea who Lineham was. I'm not making this up.
09.11.2025 04:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0No closeup? Not even on the Cheshire Cat?
08.11.2025 02:18 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yay!
07.11.2025 06:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ah, that makes me proud to be German (it does not happen very often).
06.11.2025 20:57 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Soviet republic of New York takes first key step towards total communism by publicly owning Andrew Cuomo
05.11.2025 03:38 β π 2734 π 548 π¬ 10 π 21Publicity shot of actor Cary Grant wearing a pinstripe suit, his hand touching the side of his face in a stereotypical "thinker" pose.
Well, I spend 50+ hours on a pencil drawing of Cary Grant's mug as a teenager, so I must've thunk he was handsome ...
04.11.2025 03:55 β π 27 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's okay. Her code is compiling.
03.11.2025 08:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just went through his filmography to figure out what his face looks so darn familiar from to me. But he's been in so many things that it's probably just cumulative recognition.
03.11.2025 05:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Probably not the crotch assassin, even though she has the better costume. And thatβs no shade on Asiβs, mind you.
01.11.2025 01:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*screams at computer screen* You don't understand me at all, targeted ads!!
28.10.2025 00:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So dirty! I was furious.
27.10.2025 22:24 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Next time I see a cockatoo, I'll give it a big thumbs up.
27.10.2025 21:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That film title reminds me of a dialog fragment from Sense 8, which I'm currently re-watching [paraphrased]: "What is this place?" - "This is Nairobi." - "I'm in Africa?" - "Africa? Are you kidding me? This is Kenya."
26.10.2025 03:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Zeroing in on the right amount of loose, I see.
23.10.2025 01:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Wenn nur die "TΓΆchter" - die Frauen bis 24 JahreΒ β gewΓ€hlt hΓ€tten, hΓ€tte Rot-Rot-GrΓΌn unter einer linken Kanzlerin die absolute Mehrheit und Merz wΓ€re nie Kanzler geworden.
21.10.2025 08:10 β π 1551 π 304 π¬ 33 π 7This may look like harmless fun to you, but remember that the fascist nervous system works differently. This kind of over-stimulation could well be lethal for them.
18.10.2025 01:46 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The Tesla t has a shape like an iud and it also works as birth control in that you will not get laid
17.10.2025 00:03 β π 119 π 22 π¬ 7 π 1I just finished reading Dune another time. Itβs such a wonderful story.
16.10.2025 04:27 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cool stuff! Quick not for folks used to imperial units: 600 micron thick slices means 42 slices per inch. ;-)
15.10.2025 22:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I like it a bajillion, does that count?
15.10.2025 02:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Does Felt do commissions? Asking for a friend. :-)
11.10.2025 01:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They're all super-adorable, but if you forced me to rank them I'd say 2, 1, 3, 4, from left.
11.10.2025 00:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can only think of one reason to DM a creator about something they did (other than wanting to buy it if they allow such requests), which is if they just posted something really embarrassing and I think it's by accident, so I try to let them know before anyone else sees it.
09.10.2025 23:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just had a quote pop into my head but I can't remember what it's from, probably some German folk comedy: "For that kind of money, I expect the piece to appeal to my basest instincts."
09.10.2025 03:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Let me get this straight: they arrested the girlfriend of an Italian born in the late 19-hundreds?
08.10.2025 23:49 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Underling rushes in: "Bad news, my CEO! The users, they are revolting." - CEO, sighing deeply: "I know, right?"
06.10.2025 01:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That reminds me of how the American version of Sherlock replaced him with Lucy Liu, Benedict Cumberbatch with Johnny Lee Miller and Andrew Scott with Natalie Dormer.
05.10.2025 07:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh look, someoneβs got my t-shirt on their wall. :-)
04.10.2025 03:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm a bit concerned about the dihydrogen monoxide content in that drink, to be honest.
02.10.2025 03:30 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0