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@olafdf.bsky.social

Three upside-down TikTok users in a trench coat, posing as a demi-male, demi-German, demi-academic boomer in the wonderful land of Oz. they/he

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Latest posts by olafdf.bsky.social on Bluesky

First time I've seen the word "Chidiesque" used anywhere, and I love it.

15.02.2026 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Valentine's day is almost over and once again no one gave me chocolates at school. Which is probably because I don't live in Japan and it's not even a school day? Oh, and I finished school in 1983, that may have also played a role.

14.02.2026 06:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cosigned! My take is to ban AI for now, or boycott it to shreds, and start thinking about it again once capitalism is over. Unfortunately, I don't see that happening until the damage is so bad that some of the powerful folks start to wake up.

12.02.2026 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hello! I see you've decided to conflate a human being being an evil fascist apologist committing crimes and perpetuating fraud with (checks notes) being a woman. Perhaps you would like to not do this.

11.02.2026 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2616    ๐Ÿ” 385    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

I think I've done laundry on the day I wore the last pair of clean underpants three times in a row now. That's probably some kind of sign, but what could it mean?

11.02.2026 07:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can we somehow get folks who rage against the singular they to devote all that energy to the fight against singular maxima, criteria and bacteria?

11.02.2026 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why do we say our passwords out loud now

09.02.2026 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 350    ๐Ÿ” 51    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

So basically like Torchwood with more money thrown at it?

08.02.2026 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ottieline the lesbpire queen! :-)

07.02.2026 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, as usual, I should have just read the alt text before commenting.

07.02.2026 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That smirk is the best. And Ottie's reflection, of course! But also, does that dress just come like that? I don't see a second strap, so ...

07.02.2026 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I had bills to pay, so robbing a bank was ethical. People with money on the bank need to check their privilege."

07.02.2026 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For a second there I thought Old Elon McDuck knocked his head out on a gold bar while jumping head first into his daily money bath.

05.02.2026 07:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now that I've beheld that grip, it seems so obvious.

03.02.2026 08:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Geier Sturzflug - Bruttosozialprodukt 1983
YouTube video by fritz51249 Geier Sturzflug - Bruttosozialprodukt 1983

Die CDU hรถrt wohl in letzter Zeit ein bisschen zu viel Geier Sturzflug. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUdy...

03.02.2026 03:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dieses Jahr sind durch die ICE-Truppen in den USA bisher neun Menschen ums Leben gekommen. Zwei Namen kennt Ihr: Alex Pretti und Renee Nicole Good. Die รผbrigen sieben waren schwarz.

29.01.2026 20:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2038    ๐Ÿ” 746    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

Incidentally, there is a German word for the act of making up words: Wortschรถpfung. It is not specific to making up German words and if you try to make it, you will create a Wortungetรผm, which is the German word for word monster.

26.01.2026 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Das freut mich. :-)

26.01.2026 21:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

U.S. Government person: Our country was founded on law enforcement.

Someone on Bluesky: Our country was founded on resistance to a tyrant.

Early 2000s Regis Philbin, breaking through the drywall: I'm sorry, genocide and tobacco was the correct answer.

25.01.2026 03:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a cishet demi-male, I can only assume they're in denial because they can't handle how objectively hot Kim and Vonnie look.

24.01.2026 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I sighed again. I was having a lot of opportunities to do it and I think I was getting good at it.

21.01.2026 08:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gotta say the current season of Fargo is by far the scariest.

20.01.2026 08:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"

19.01.2026 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3848    ๐Ÿ” 854    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 53

"Und der YouTube hat 'nen Bias, doch den Bias sieht man nicht."

19.01.2026 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey, so today's Wordle solution is something I'm quite fond of. Maybe that's why I got it in three.

17.01.2026 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Fanart drawing of Sue Storm-Richards. She's known to be pretty fantastic and I've heard thinks similarly of you.

Fanart drawing of Sue Storm-Richards. She's known to be pretty fantastic and I've heard thinks similarly of you.

๐Ÿฉต Have a fantastic weekend! ๐Ÿค

17.01.2026 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2862    ๐Ÿ” 575    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Yay, it's Ketty!

16.01.2026 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It looks delicious.

15.01.2026 03:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any chance we can bully you into making a full cyberpunk office lady comic?

14.01.2026 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The increasingly common habit of screenshotting the AI summary of a Google search and presenting it as evidence must be nipped in the bud immediately. That is nothing. That is not anything, it is not a thing.

13.01.2026 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3972    ๐Ÿ” 889    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 59    ๐Ÿ“Œ 60

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