Lucia

[feeds Bern lots of temptation]

[grabs funnel and a gallon jug of liquid temptation]

Kiwi my beloved.

Congratulations on being born.

...there is definitely some clunkiness here compared to Twitter, but hopefully that doesn't take too long to iron out.

Then I don't need to rush to transfer over the whole army-

Honestly kind of figured it was going to be the lead-in for Reina getting captured by her father.

Then I can put the shotgun away-

You say that, but I never know how you're going to escalate things-

Looks like she's gonna be in enough trouble without broken hands, though-

Well somebody's excited -

Can maybe transfer Lavinia over tomorrow.

My child.

When was somebody going to tell me that bluesky got an app? Hopefully this will actually let me pick up where I left off and not just jump to the newest posts every time I reopen it.

It would be cool if the timeline here would stay where I left it instead of completely refreshing. Would make it a lot easier to keep up with stuff when I remember this site exists.

There can be only one -

a

Crimbo post in the place I forgot exists.

What am I supposed to do with five invite codes-
Everybody I know already has access to this barren land-

Getting likes from random people feels so damn weird-

I'm 100% going to forget that I have this-

Lucia doesn't understand new things-