Beck ➡️ Springfield

Freeze it, freeze it, freeze it.

Usually when I see expiring meat at my store, it's marked down by at least half, and I buy it and freeze it immediately

VERBAL. I want it to insult me.
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OMFG

Please please PLEASE can we hug in the hugging circle?? 👉👈🥺

GOOD

Bluesky's not dead, you're just controversy-starved.

That is why I used a second mobile number for my telegram! I think family finds you through your contacts.

Consider my privilege checked 😔

Dumbass that's the CN tower

I've called customer service and they reached out to the driver before. Did you give that a shot yet?

You're gay

Hey cops. Fewer vehicles = better response times. Maybe you should support measures like this to get more people out of cars.

Damn crazy, it's not like these things are already designed to provide access for emergency vehicles.

Maybe they don't want a little flexy boy to damage their precious $150,000 military grade quad car

Congrats!! This is huge. Another reason to go out there and visit!

Bringing back thou/thee/thy pronouns

If Chicago always had Southern California weather. It would be OVER (I'd never leave)

Not my antivax "nurse" sister scolding my at risk dad for getting his prescribed vaccines

Intense cardio session with the boys

3/10. No sidewalks, only mildly urban environment, no traffic calming, Texas. Bad meme

Yeah I was actually asking - are you allowed to do that?? 🤔😔

Perfect tan lines don't exi...

I miss when the good co-op eggs were like 3 bucks

Soak it in. Go outside every day. Eat outside. Drink outside. Sleep outside. Lay in the dirt. Kiss the trees. Do cartwheels into the lake.

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Bro I need a new egg plug

Mariano's in the city

Are egg prices still high or is my grocery store still greed-flating/extorting us??

Damn I wanna go pubbies!

I'm crying 😭😭😭