Juno Men (she/her)

Late in life lesbians are like people who discover real Mexican food after decades of only Taco Bell

Dominic Toretto: You can’t put a price on family.

Flo from Progressive: Once again Mr. Toretto, you’ve maxed out the payout on your insurance plan. Please stop calling.

#fastandfurious #insurance #vindiesel

Republicans: Transwomen aren’t real women, you’re just a man pretending and trying to trick other Americans into being complicit in your sick fantasy.

Me: That’s a weird thing to open with on Grindr.

Republicans:….free tonight?

Anyone that says your 20s aren’t wild hasn’t spent the first 5 years of their 30s recovering by staying in and eating soup every night

*brainstorming icebreaker games at the company offsite*

Me:

My boss:

Me: It could be fun

My boss: We are not going to each guess what kind of Asian you are, Juno

So excited to be opening for the hilarious @jamestomxo.bsky.social on May 9!

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Trump: These people are predators, criminals, and rapists

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This gives the same vibes as "Red White and Blueland"

I wonder if the KKK hates the LGBTQIA+ community because they're afraid we are coming for their letters next

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Trump executive order on gender gives the same vibe as

Trans Juno: Curate a high-femm image of yourself to project out to the world, replete with makeup, jewelry, hair, clothes, and flattering undergarments.

Asian Juno: WTF, Costco is selling 3 bras for $24.99?!

*walking behind someone on the sidewalk*

Me: What if they think I’m following them? I should speed up and pass them.

*speeds up*

Me: Oh no! What if they think I’m trying to attack them? I should slow down and create some distance

*slows down*

Me: Oh god. What if they think I’m stalking them?

Enemies: You're a child groomer and mentally disturbed.

Allies: You're so brave and courageous.

Friends: Juno you live here, stop taking pictures of the Space Needle like a goddamn tourist.

#seattle #transpride #pridemonth #protecttranskids

Profiled in the Seattle Times for pride month!

https://www.seattletimes.com/entertainment/events/5-seattle-lgbtq-comedians-tell-their-stories/

#pridemonth #queercomic #standupcomedy #seattlecomedy #transwoman #transcomedian #transisbeautiful #transgenderpride #seattletimes

On an all Asian comedy show tonight

Me: My dad didn’t say anything mean or rude or transphobic when I came out, but that’s because he’s dead

*45 minutes later*

Comedian: Did you all have the casino asian kind of parents?

Me: No, my dad was a smoking kind of Asian. That did not end well for him.